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Old June 15th, 2013, 11:34 AM
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Re: Jokes

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Originally Posted by Budmaas View Post
Cat:" how old are u ??

Elephant:" 5 yrs..

Cat:" U luk big..

Elephant:" i m a COMPLAN BOY

Cat:" i m 20 yrs

Elephant:" But u luk small
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Cat:" PONDS MIRACLE, BADHTI
UMAR MANO THAM SI JAYE
Tune joke hi g*** mat di.

Haathi aur cheenti ki shaadi ho gayi.

Chuhe ne haathi se pucha - "tumhara umr kya hai?"
Haathi - "18 saal"
Chuha - "18 saal aur itna bada??"
Haathi - "I'm a Complan boy! (I don't remember)"

Chuha to cheenti - "tumhari umr kya hai??"
Cheenti - "40 years"
Chuha - "itni badi aur phir bhi itni choti??"
Cheenti - "I'm a Ponds girl. Meri twacha se meri umr ka pata hi nahin chalta!"
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