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Old June 17th, 2013, 06:23 AM
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Talking Re: Jokes

Lamba Hai Par Moral Hai

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Lamba Hai Par Moral Hai

Bandook Singh Ek Kisaan Tha. Uske Paas Side Business Ke Liye 25 Murgiya (Hens) Thee. Aur Un 25 Ko 'Service' Karne Ke Liye Ek Murga (Cock) Jiska Naam 'Thaka Nawaab' Rakha Tha.

Bandook Singh Ne Dekha Ki Murga Boodha Hote Jaa Raha Hai To Usne Ek Jawaan Murga Khareed Laya. Uska Naam Tha 'Launda Jawaan'

Thaka Nawaab:"Aao Jawaan, Ab Hum Sath Saath Kam Karenge Aur 25 Murgiyon Ke Chakke Chudayenge"

Launda Jawaan: "Bilkul Nahi. Mujhe Tumhari Jaroorat Nahi. Main Saari 25 Ko Akele Pel Dunga, Tumhare Liye Ek Bhi Nahin Chodunga!!!"

Yeh Kehkar Launda Jawaan Ek Murgi Ki Or Chal Diya. Tabhi Thake Nawaaz Ne Awaaz Di: "Suno bhai, Ek Shart Lagate Hai. Agar Main Jeeta To Kewal 1 Murgi Mere Liye Chod Dena Warna Tum 25 Ki 25 Ko Thokna. Main Retire Ho Jaunga."

Yeh Sunkar Launda Jawaan Maan Gaya. Shart Ke Anusaar Doosre Din Suraj Nikalte Hi Thake Nawaab Aur Launda Jawaan Murgi Pinjre Ke Paas Mile.

Thaka Nawaab: "Dekho Waha Par Jo Ped Dikh Raha Hai Woh Yaha Se 50 Meter Door Hai. Uske Pehle Jo Chota Ped Hai Woh 10 Meter Par Hai. Main Boodha Hoo To Mujhe To Waha Tak Pehle Bhagne De. Jaise Hi Waha Pahunchu Tu Daudna Shuru Kar. Theek Hai?"

Launda Jawaan Socha Ki Boodha Kitna Bhagega Saala, Main Jawaan Hoon. Saale Ko Hara Hi Dunga Aur Bola: "Chal Budhau, Bhaaag..."

Thake Nawaab Daudne Laga Aur Jaise Hi Chote Ped Ke Paas Pahuncha To Launda Jawaan Uske Peeche Joro Se Daudne Laga. Jaisi Hi Launda Jawaan Thake Nawaab Ke Ekdum Peeche Pahuncha Waise Hi Ek Joro Ki Awaaz Aayi "Dhadaaam".

Bandook Singh Ne Goli ChalayI Aur Launde Jawaan Ko Maar Giraya Aur Gusse Se Badbadaya :"Bhenchod, Ees Hafte Ka Yeh 5va Gud (Homo) Murga Khareed Laya..."

Moral: "You May Be Proud To Have A Bulbous Penis With A Large Head But Thinking Should Be Done With The Head On Your Shoulders"
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