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Re: Origins of the sari: a theory

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Yes - why take off sari .. it lifts up for easy access. If the woman is especially ugly .. lift high enough to cover the face .. you know the rest
easy access to deliver baby from one hole or crap from the other
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Re: Origins of the sari: a theory

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easy access to deliver baby from one hole or crap from the other
ewww You took all the fun away .........
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Re: Origins of the sari: a theory

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Re: Origins of the sari: a theory

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Sane's Another BIG TIME FLOP Theory on Saree..........

1) Women look positively ugly in Saree ----- Wrong.

2)Wife attracted males in Salwar Kameez but as she started to wear saree she turned less attractive to men----- At any given time woman with Saree is more attractive than woman in Salwar kameez.

3)Woman will never turn careless about her figure after she start to wear saree -----infact she will strive hard to develope fine curves......

4)Saree takes hours and hours to put on and hours and hours to take off ------- Absolutely wrong.


When Sane realized that his Saree theory has failed miserably ...what he had done, he just ran screaming into the jungles... never to be seen again...never to be return with any more new Theories .....

Corollary: FLOP Saree theory developed by SANELESS

You got some things wrong, Lov2si tai...

1. Only those women who look good in any other dress look good in a sari too. In other words, the woman makes a sari beautiful, not the other way around

2. Salwar-kameez was first attempt to bind wife back but failed... not 'cos it was attracting males... but males did not mind this ugly clothing as the wife herself was still attractive

3. Check out any woman who wear saris day in and day out... tell me on an average where they will appear on a scale of 1 (least) to 10 (most) beautiful? And then balance the scale

4. Simply not true... from practical experience

Sorry Lovtusi pai, I am still here... and wait for more theories... at this time my mind is blank... but I will come up with something
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Re: Origins of the sari: a theory

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Re: Origins of the sari: a theory

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Aap kyon aisey katley aam parr utrey hain... Sari is my weeeeaaaaakest point, aurr aisa nazakat kay saath pehni hai yeh ladki iss photu mein, jaise koi creative pathni bedroom mein apney pati keliye pehna ho... ek to ghar sey beghar apney jaaney mann sey door, humm kisi tarah waqt kaat rahein hain badi mushkil sey, aur ec pey dill behla lete hain roj office kay baad... aurr aap hain ki aisi puraney yaadon ko taaza karr deti hain jeena mushkil hojata hai mera
ROFLMAO.
Ab tera kya hoga kalia ?
Tum office ke baad EC pe dil behla lete ho; hum to office mein hi EC pe dil behla lete hai.

Pehla photo dekhke maine socha Cancer ne apna photo chaap diya. (Btw, is she Aditi Gowatrikar ?) Ekhaad Aishu ka bhi photo chaap dete.

I do not know the origin of sari, but I think comparing Sari with Salwar Kameez is not right. Each one has their role in bringing out the beauty of a woman's body.

lol @ Yogi. U r the best.

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at this time my mind is blank
Oh no. Not again.
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Old April 28th, 2006, 09:15 AM
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Re: Origins of the sari: a theory

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Pehla photo dekhke maine socha Cancer ne apna photo chaap diya. (Btw, is she Aditi Gowatrikar ?) Ekhaad Aishu ka bhi photo chaap dete.
Not your fault she is Celina Jaitley a lesser know model to actress
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Re: Origins of the sari: a theory

Baap rey, Ek Sari ke liye itni Sari posts ho gayin
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Sari Saga

Sari is a very unique form of women's apparel. The
complexity involved in wrapping a 9 yard long stream
of cloth around the sinous profile of a woman's body,
with all it's intricate folds and mysterious twists,
can rival that of an art form, and is a pleasure to
watch if one is lucky enough to be ever made privy to
such a rapturous spectacle. To watch a young woman,
clad in a blouse showing but a hint of the cleavage,
thoughtfully immersed in this hypnotic ritual where
she deftly inserts the fringes of the sari in her
lehenga, and then proceeds to wrap it around her,
punctuated by the acts of creating folds in the fabric
with her fingers and a series of other complicated
maneuvers where she holds the fabric in her lips, her
fingers, her shoulders et al, is an orgasmic pleasure
a fortunate few get to savor. And blessed are the ones
who get to upwrap this gift which comes wrapped in 9
yards of glossy packing paper. Oh, how pleasurable it
must be to slowly disrobe a beauty clad in a sari -
inch by blissful inch, yard by delectable yard. What
wicked pleausure would a man know to pull on this rope
to heaven with deliberate sluggishness and watch the
angel ahead go round and round? (few of my Indian
brethren who frequent certain houses of ill repute
where the need of a fat wallet is not exactly a
pre-requisite, would have also been witnesses to
another magical tactic termed by scientists as the
'Lift and Lie Tactic' where the whole sari is lifted
from the bottom followed by a curt 'Chal Bay, Jaldi
Kar', but lets not digress). Being a virgin, I have
never had the fortune of either being a witness or
having taken part in an act so ambrosial as this. The
closest I have come to these ravishing sights and acts
is in my thoughts during that certain phase of the
evening which I spend locked up in my wardrobe. But
then a man can always hope...and wait.

Sari also must be the only dress which can vary
between being the most modest and the raunchiest
attire a woman can wear. Wear a long blouse, pull the
pallo over your head, and the only thought that'd
enter a man's mind would be to touch the woman's feet
and seek blessings. But shorten the blouse a little,
tie the sari a little low on the waist region
revealing the bellybutton, and let the pallu fall, and
man o man, you turn an erstwhile angel into a howling
hyena of lust.

My personal favorite is the Gujarati style of saris.
Dunno what they do with it and how they tie it, but it
kicks alive the animal (a stud bull during the peak of
mating season) in me. Closely followed by, almost
breathing upon the neck of the Gujju style, is the
Mallu style. Buxom babes, in white skimpy blouses and
saris that look like sarongs , with
hair let loose, bathing in the river pond. Need I say
more?
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Abhishek mast article chipkaya bey. Quite agree, exactly my sentiments
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Abhishek mast article chipkaya bey. Quite agree, exactly my sentiments
Who the hell is Abhishek

And that note above by Lovdi pai is written by a self-confessed virgin who dreams in a closet. It is time he came out A sari is exactly an inch by inch, yard by yard of pain, and by the time you finish unwrapping the gift, the pleasure that you were looking forward to has gone down the drain... metaphorically speaking
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Who the hell is Abhishek
You are a new comer so don't worry. Abhishek Budhian was a notorious entity sometime back here and known for is multiple identity and compulsive posting psycho disorder. Among his zillion ids Lovey is the current frequently used one.
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If you don't like what your body produces, you are just a self-hating moron...its disgusting because you are a zombie who accepts the norms of the society
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Who the hell is Abhishek

And that note above by Lovdi pai is written by a self-confessed virgin who dreams in a closet. It is time he came out A sari is exactly an inch by inch, yard by yard of pain, and by the time you finish unwrapping the gift, the pleasure that you were looking forward to has gone down the drain... metaphorically speaking
Fools unwrap the gift completely to get access to what's in there...smart people unwrap only as much as needed to access the gift
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