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Old November 5th, 2016, 05:40 AM
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Lame Husband wife jokes

They abound on Whatsapp. Many seem to come from women and many are laughing at them. I cringe at them, but looking at their popularity, i would start posting a few.
Jagguji, all yours. You love posting whatsapp forwards anyways.
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Old November 5th, 2016, 06:00 AM
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Re: Lame Husband wife jokes

Joke #1
Wife : Jannu Main Apne Baal Katwa Loun????
Husband : Katwa Le...
Wife : Itni Mushkil se Lambay Kiye..
Husband : Tou Phir Na Katwa...
Wife : Magar Aj Kal Chhotay Baal in Hain...
Husband : Tou Phir Na Katwa...
Wife : Mere Friends kehti Hain Mere Face cut k sath Short Hair Suit Karengy...
Husband : Tou Phir Katwa Le....
Wife : Magar Chhotay Balon ki Chotti Nai Banti....
Husband : Tou Phir Na Katwaa...
Wife : soch Rahi hun experiment kr k dekh loun...
Husband : Tou Phir Katwa Le...
Wife : Lekin agr kharab ho Gaye Tou?
Husband : Tou Phir Na Katwa...
Wife : soch rahi hun Katwa loun...
Husband : tou phir Katwa le...
Wife : agar suit Na kiye Tou Aap responsible houngy....
Husband : Tou phir Na Katwa...
Wife : wesay chhotay baal sambhalna asan hota hai...
Husband : Tou phir katwa le...
Wife : Dar Lagta hai kaheen buray na lagen....
Husband : Tou phir na Katwa....
Wife : acha ab decide kr lia main ne katwa he leti hun...
Husband : Tou Phir Katwa Le...
Wife : Tou Phir Kab Chalengy ????
Husband : Tou Phir na katwa...
Wife : Main Ammi ki taraf janay ki baat Kar rahi hun...
Husband : Tou phir Katwa Le....
Wife : ap kia keh rahay hain???? Apki tabiyat Theek Hai ?
Husband : Tou phir Na Katwa....
" Yeh Husband Bechara ab Aagra k Pagal Khanay Main betha sara din yehi Bolta rehta hai...."
Acha Phir Katwa le
Acha phir Na Katwa

Joke #2
"Indian wife sanskaro wali hoti hai
Wo kabhi sabke samne apne pati ko

"Abe Gadhe" aur
"Oye Gadhe" ya
"Sun Gadhe"

nahi bolti

Isliye wo short me
"A.G. / O.G./ Suno G"
Kehti hain..
👍👏😜😝


Brand new... keep frwrd.😛 "



Joke #3

👩 Wife:- मैंने Birthday gift में गहने मांगे और
तुमने दिया "खाली डिब्बा" 😠
कितनी शर्म आई मुझे
फ्रेंड्स के आगे 😤



👨Hubby:- शर्म ही तो
औरतों का गहना है पगली 😉😋☺
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Old November 5th, 2016, 08:51 AM
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Re: Lame Husband wife jokes

पत्नी : "घर क्यों नहीं आये अब तक?"

पति : "जाम लगा है"

पत्नी : "ओह!! कब तक आओगे फिर?"

पति : "अभी तो पहला ही लगा है"
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Re: Lame Husband wife jokes

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*पूरा पढ़ें मज़ा नही आया तो आज से पोस्ट बंद।*

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Ye offer kab tak open hai Btw, pehla ek do joke padha, maza nahi aaya. Do I have to read the full post to avail of the offer
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