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Old September 26th, 2005, 10:36 PM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

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usko MORE cigarettes chaahiye tha.
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Old September 27th, 2005, 10:43 AM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

Ganguly goes to his chiropractor to straighten his spine, but as soon as he enters, the chiropractor removes his footwear and slaps Ganguly left and right, and then tells him the reason why he did that. What reason does he give?


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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

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usko MORE cigarettes chaahiye tha.
Nice one.
Ganda Joke Termi pai.. sabse ganda tha ye..
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Old September 28th, 2005, 02:54 AM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

Once a sardar tells his friend, "Meri beti ab jawan ho gayi hai!" The second Sardar says, "Oey.. phir tu use Border pe bhej!"
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

Replace all female flight attendants with good-lookin' strippers! What the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.

Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

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Q: What did the Mexican fire chief named his two sons?

A: Jose, and... Hose B

Courtesy: Frank Barone from Everybody Loves Raymond.
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ha ha ha Charchila; seen this one today itself on TV. Frank is hilarious.
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Old October 3rd, 2005, 08:23 PM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

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ha ha ha Charchila; seen this one today itself on TV. Frank is hilarious.
Yeah I just posted it minutes after he said it
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

Here's an oldie but a goodie.
Kapil Dev pulls out a cigarette and lights it. Half an hour later, he's still smoking the same cigarette.

A bystander comes up and asks, "Kapil Ji, how come your cigarette lasts so long?"

What does Kapil Dev reply?




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Old people used to annoy me at friend's weddings by pinching my cheeks and saying, "You are next"... They stopped doing that shit when I started doing the same to them at funerals!!
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Old people used to annoy me at friend's weddings by pinching my cheeks and saying, "You are next"... They stopped doing that shit when I started doing the same to them at funerals!!
How cute!
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Old October 10th, 2005, 12:22 AM
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An Elephant meets an Ant!!
On Introduction:

Ant : Haathi tumhari umar kitni hai?

Elephant: Paanch Saal !!!

Ant : Paanch Saal aur itnay bade !!!

Elephant: I AM A COMPLAN BOY .

Elephant: Cheenti tumhari umar kitni hai ?

Ant: Tees Saal.

Elephant: Tees Saal aur itni chhoti.



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Ant: Haan .... I AM A SANTOOR GIRL.... MERI TWACHA SE MERI UMAR KA PATA HI NAHI CHALTA !
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Once Mukesh tell Anil that I want to kiss your wife, Tina. Anil says, "OK... but you'll have to pay me 40 paise per minute!" Tina shouts, " Don't cheat him.. Reliance to Reliance is free!"
hahha good one Ali!! Real good
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

I searched and did not find a duplicate soooooo I qualify for a safe pass for non-repeat....here goes

1. A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology.

After one week, a test was held.The professor passed out a sheet of paper divided into four squares.

In each square was a carefully drawn picture of a bird's legs. No bodies, no feet, just legs.

The test asked each student to identify the birds from their legs.

The student sat and stared at the test getting angrier every minute.
Finally he stomped up to the front of the classroom and threw the test on the teacher's desk.
"This is the worst test I have ever given."

The teacher looked up and said:
"Young man, you have flunked the test. What's your name?"

The student pulled up his pant to the knee showing his legs and said:

"You tell me..."

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2. Banta & Santa go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer.
After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realize they've forgotten a bottle opener. Banta turns to Santa and says,

"You've gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer."

"No way," says Santa. "By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food."

"I promise I won't," says Banta. "Just hurry!"

Nine full days pass and there's still no sign of Santa. Exasperated and starving, Banta digs into the sandwiches.

Suddenly, Santa pops out from behind a rock and yells,

"THATS IT!!! I knew it....now I'm not going!"
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