eCharcha.Com   Support eCharcha.Com. Click on sponsor ad to shop online!

Advertise Here

Go Back   eCharcha.Com > eCharcha Lounge > Friday Special

Notices

Friday Special Tickle your funny bone...

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old April 15th, 2010, 11:48 AM
marvelous's Avatar
marvelous marvelous is offline
Senior eCharchan
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Desert
Posts: 3,121
marvelous has a reputation beyond reputemarvelous has a reputation beyond reputemarvelous has a reputation beyond reputemarvelous has a reputation beyond reputemarvelous has a reputation beyond reputemarvelous has a reputation beyond reputemarvelous has a reputation beyond reputemarvelous has a reputation beyond reputemarvelous has a reputation beyond reputemarvelous has a reputation beyond reputemarvelous has a reputation beyond repute
Talking Best Ever Hindi Jokes First Time on Echarcha

4 sardaro ne mil ke petrol pump khola.

1 bhi customer nahi aaya ..
Kyun..?
#
#
#
#
#
#
#
#

petrol pump was on 1st floor..
Chal ek aur
Fir charo ne usi floor pe restuarent khola.
1 bhi customer nahi..
Kyu..?
#
#
#
#
#
#
#
#
petrol pump ka board nahi hataya..

Chal ek aur
Fir charo ne 1 taxi li.
1 bhi sawari nahi.
Kyu..?
#
#
#
#
#
#
#
#

2 sardar aage and 2 piche baith ke sawari dhund rahe the..
Chal ek aur
Taxi
kharab ho gayi.
Charo ne khub dhakka lagaya.
but taxi wahi ki wahi.
Kyu..?
#
#
#
#
#
#
#
#
#

2 aage se and 2 piche se dhakka de rahe the..
Chal ek aur
Fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko
kidnap kiya.
Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rs le ke aa.
warna tujhe maar denge.
Bachha ghar gaya aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye.
Kyu..?
#
#
#
#
#
#
#
#

bachhe ka baap bhi sardar tha..

Last edited by marvelous; April 15th, 2010 at 11:50 AM.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old April 15th, 2010, 12:41 PM
chitrala's Avatar
chitrala chitrala is offline
Clown Prince
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Room 101
Posts: 8,199
chitrala has a reputation beyond reputechitrala has a reputation beyond reputechitrala has a reputation beyond reputechitrala has a reputation beyond reputechitrala has a reputation beyond reputechitrala has a reputation beyond reputechitrala has a reputation beyond reputechitrala has a reputation beyond reputechitrala has a reputation beyond reputechitrala has a reputation beyond reputechitrala has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Best Ever Hindi Jokes First Time on Echarcha

bhaiyye,
mera to suna hua ahe... bahut purane jokes ahe.. pata nahi ec par post hua hai ya nahin... aapki pichchhi ki salamati ki dua karta hoon
__________________
I am here because I am nowhere else. But, am I there where I wanted to be?

Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old April 16th, 2010, 09:32 AM
aragorn's Avatar
aragorn aragorn is offline
Senior eCharchan
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 4,018
aragorn has a reputation beyond reputearagorn has a reputation beyond reputearagorn has a reputation beyond reputearagorn has a reputation beyond reputearagorn has a reputation beyond reputearagorn has a reputation beyond reputearagorn has a reputation beyond reputearagorn has a reputation beyond reputearagorn has a reputation beyond reputearagorn has a reputation beyond reputearagorn has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Best Ever Hindi Jokes First Time on Echarcha

Jab se Narendra modi ka naam IPL mein uchhala gaya hai, tab se Marvi khushi ke maare pagla gaya hai....
__________________
- Spending your life waiting for the messiah to come save the world is like waiting around for the straight piece to come in Tetris.
Even if it comes, by that time you've accumulated a mountain of shit so high that you're fucked no matter what you do.
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old April 13th, 2015, 10:10 PM
Jagmohan Jagmohan is offline
Senior eCharchan
 
Join Date: May 2014
Posts: 1,696
Jagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Best Ever Hindi Jokes First Time on Echarcha

बन्ता अपने दोस्त पीपा से कहता है: पीपे कालेज से मेरा रिजल्ट देख आना और आकर बताना । घर पर मेरे मम्मी पापा मेरे साथ होंगे ।
यदि मैं एक विषय में फेल हुआ तो कहना आपको पैरी पैना, और दो में फेल हुआ तो कहना आप दोनों को पैरी पैना।
पीपा कालेज से रिजल्ट देख कर आया और बोला: "सारे खालसा पन्थ नू साडे वल्लों पैरी पैना जी।"




चीन कितना भी विकसित हो जाये
पर ये भारतीय पुरुषो मे बाइक चलाते समय
एक हाथ से पुडिया फाड कर
गुटका खाने की जो विलक्षण प्रतिभा है
वो हासिल नही कर सकता
.
.
.
.
.
.
अमेरिका कितना भी विकसित क्यों न
हो गया हो
पर
भारतीय पुरुषो की तरह
पेट्रोल खत्म हो जाने पर
गाडी को टेढा करके और टंकी में
फूक मारकर गाडी को पेट्रोल पंप तक
पहुंचाने वाला अदभुत काम नहीं कर सकता।


Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old April 13th, 2015, 10:11 PM
Jagmohan Jagmohan is offline
Senior eCharchan
 
Join Date: May 2014
Posts: 1,696
Jagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Best Ever Hindi Jokes First Time on Echarcha

ईस व्हाट्सएप्प के चक्कर में
दिमाग के नट बोल्ट ढीले हो
गये हैं..


एक सेकंड में मिजाज़ शायराना
हो जाता है और अगले ही सेकंड
में देश भक्ति जाग ऊठती हैं.


ऊसके फौरन बाद सनी लिओनी
आती है.


तभी अचानक कोई ग्यानी भगवान
बुद्ध और विवेकानन्द की चार
लाईने भेजता है.


ऊसके बाद कोई दुखी आत्मा
बिवीयों पर जोक भेजकर अपनी
मर्दानगी साबित करने की कोशिश
करता है।


और जब थोड़ा सकुन मिलने का
समय आने ही वाला होता है,
तब एक डरावना फारवर्ड
साई के नामसे आता है कि
ईसे दस लोगों को भेजो तो लाटरी
लगेगी वर्ना सत्यानाश होगा।


इसके बाद दिमाग का दहीबड़ा
तब होता है जब कोई
क्विज ले के आता है।


मनुष्य का इतने तेजी से ह्रदय
परिवर्तन तो सिर्फ व्हाट्सअँप पर
ही हो सकता है।


Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old June 12th, 2015, 09:48 AM
Jagmohan Jagmohan is offline
Senior eCharchan
 
Join Date: May 2014
Posts: 1,696
Jagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Best Ever Hindi Jokes First Time on Echarcha

Class Mein Ek Nayi Ladki Aayi To Pappu Ka Tharki Mann Mein Usko Patane Ka Khayal Aya

Vo Us Ladki Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola

Pappu: “Agar Tum 1 Minute Mein Apna Weight 500grams Kam Kar Do To, Tum Bahut Hi Jyada Sunder Aur Sexy Lagogi, Aur Main Tumhe Pyar Bhi Karunga”

Ladki Khush Hoke Boli: “Achha, Iske Liye Mujhe Kya Karna Hoga?”

Pappu: “Bas Apne Kapde Utaar Do“



[IMG]************************/images/smilies/smile.gif[/IMG]



Sharma ji ki party me dinner karte hue Verma ji ke pas Mrs Sharma akar boli:Bhaisaab,apne to kuch liya hi nahi!" Or 1 chicken ka leg-piece utha ke unki plate mein rakh diya.

Party khatam hone par Sharma ji ne Verma ji se puchha:

"Khana kaisa tha?"

Verma Ji: Dishes to sabhi badiya thi, par end mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di, maza aa gaya!
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old June 12th, 2015, 09:53 AM
Jagmohan Jagmohan is offline
Senior eCharchan
 
Join Date: May 2014
Posts: 1,696
Jagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Best Ever Hindi Jokes First Time on Echarcha

दादा (पोते से)- तेरी टीचर आ रही है, जा छुप जा।
पोता- पहले आप छुप जाओ, आपकी मौत के बहाने मैंने दो हफ्ते की छुट्टी ले रखी है।




Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge.
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.



Gf- I love you.
Boy- Tell me any different style.
Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KAMOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA.



अंग्रेज:- हमने चांद पर पानी और बर्फ की खोज
कर ली है...
नन्दन
:- तो हमें अब सिर्फ दारू और नमकीन लेकर
आना है... [IMG]************************/images/smilies/icon10.gif[/IMG]



1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamla kardiya hai
2nd woman- hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile mere pe nagir jaye
3rd woman-arre tumsab fikra kyon kartiho hum india me rahte hai.



Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?"
Santa-"Chidiya Bankar."
Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!"
Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!"

Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old June 12th, 2015, 09:56 AM
Jagmohan Jagmohan is offline
Senior eCharchan
 
Join Date: May 2014
Posts: 1,696
Jagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Best Ever Hindi Jokes First Time on Echarcha

UNKNOWN CALL-
HE:"Do u have a bf?"
SHE:"Yes! Who r u?"
HE:"Tera bhai..Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai krne!"

ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL-
HE"Do u have a bf?"
SHE-"Oh no no! Who r u?"
HE-"I m ur bf..Cheat u broke my heart!"
SHE-"Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!"
HE-"Tera bhai hi hu kamini....Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai!"





5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H SchooL Ki "Teacher" Se Pyar Karna,
2 Dost: kyun?

"LOVE-LETTER" Beja Tha...
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.



1 terorist ne 1 budhiya k ghar me bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye- Budhiya bomb h!
Budhiya bomb h!
Budhiya sharmakar boli- DHATT, Wo to me 'JAWANI' me thi. Ha,HA..



Dehati Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai
Clerk- Sign karo
Aurat- Kaise?
Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho.
Aurat ne likha-
"TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.!




A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished.......
.
.
.
.
A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On"",
I Have Coins!
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old June 12th, 2015, 10:00 AM
Jagmohan Jagmohan is offline
Senior eCharchan
 
Join Date: May 2014
Posts: 1,696
Jagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond reputeJagmohan has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Best Ever Hindi Jokes First Time on Echarcha

एक लड़की छाता ठीक करवाने गयी।
दुकानदार: ऊपर का कपड़ा उतारना पड़ेगा और नीचे
डण्डा डालना पड़ेगा।
लड़की: जो मर्ज़ी करो बस पानी अंदर
नहीं गिरना चाहिए।



santa apni saliyo ke liye chudiya lekar aya
saliya: jiju ap aphi pahna do haath me chudiya
santa:agar pehale pata hota to chudiya ke jaga chaddi le ke ata.



Paan khao to muh Laal,



Ga*d maro to Lu*d Laal,


pakde Gaye to Gaa*d Laal,


Bach Gaye to jiyo mere Laal.



Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai!



Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ..
A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai...

Doosari bigarti hai to -SHURU- ho jati hai



Dosti Karo College Wali Se
Pyar Karo Office Wali Se
Programme Karo Pados Wali Se

Love Karo Dil Wali se

Aur Maar Khao Gharwali se

Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old June 12th, 2015, 07:33 PM
Napolean Napolean is offline
Senior eCharchan
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 8,538
Napolean has a reputation beyond reputeNapolean has a reputation beyond reputeNapolean has a reputation beyond reputeNapolean has a reputation beyond reputeNapolean has a reputation beyond reputeNapolean has a reputation beyond reputeNapolean has a reputation beyond reputeNapolean has a reputation beyond reputeNapolean has a reputation beyond reputeNapolean has a reputation beyond reputeNapolean has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Best Ever Hindi Jokes First Time on Echarcha

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jagmohan View Post

A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished.......
.
.
.
.
A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On"",
I Have Coins!
4 kg ka dupatta. 4 kg ki sandal.
Utaar ke fek inko,abhi sar ke bal chal.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
best jokes, hindi jokes, indian jokes, sardar jokes


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Vulgar Hindi jokes User Name Friday Special 26 November 19th, 2015 02:29 AM
7 Best hindi songs of all time - magic seven awara_dost Music 36 June 4th, 2010 08:59 AM
Countersikh jokes has started jokes agains Hindu's-- Why no Sardar jokes on eCharcha? yrpude Feedback 8 February 28th, 2006 03:25 AM


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 06:36 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Site Copyright © eCharcha.Com 2000-2012.