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Old August 13th, 2015, 04:00 PM
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Hello , Me Seema Naaz new comer in charcha
I am 40+ married house wife live inCalifornia
I like shairy /oetry and I write shairy too but
erotic . I hope you gys will like my work

I hope there will be soon my charcha on echarcha
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Old August 13th, 2015, 04:11 PM
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Welcome,welcome.
Irshad to your adaab
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Old August 13th, 2015, 04:19 PM
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Re: Me here now

Welcome dear See_Mah_Arse ! You did not specify 40 + how much.

woh aaye hamare ghar me Khuda ki kudrat hai
kabhi hum unko kabhi unke stann ko dekhte hain .. aa-daab

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Old August 13th, 2015, 04:41 PM
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Seema ji ne aate hi, laal mirchi ka symbol dikha diya,.

koi jaani-maani khilaadi lagti hai, e-charcha ki......


Deviji, Laal-mirchi kar ke ek thread, iidhar ko kuchh logo ne banaya hai,

jo shayad aap jaisi sajjan deviyaO' ki hi pratiksha kar raha hai,
wahaan , kabeer ji ke ashleel duhe bhi aap ko milenge,....!

Shokh se aur bade iimtiyan se padhiyega,... aur compete bhi keejiyega.

aap laal mirchi thread ko achchi-khaasi tarah jaanti huyi lagti hai,...

Koi rasta bata dau, bhai,........ iis holy-naar,... yaane ki,..hamari sannari Seema devi ko,...
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Old August 16th, 2015, 08:47 AM
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Seema ji ne aate hi, laal mirchi ka symbol dikha diya,.

koi jaani-maani khilaadi lagti hai, e-charcha ki......


Deviji, Laal-mirchi kar ke ek thread, iidhar ko kuchh logo ne banaya hai,

jo shayad aap jaisi sajjan deviyaO' ki hi pratiksha kar raha hai,
wahaan , kabeer ji ke ashleel duhe bhi aap ko milenge,....!

Shokh se aur bade iimtiyan se padhiyega,... aur compete bhi keejiyega.

aap laal mirchi thread ko achchi-khaasi tarah jaanti huyi lagti hai,...

Koi rasta bata dau, bhai,........ iis holy-naar,... yaane ki,..hamari sannari Seema devi ko,...
Thanks for long reception I Am new here
never been here and Lal Mirchi dekhi tu usko avtar bana liya I like lal mirchi lolz . I am going to my shairy and hope you will taste of lal mirchi hihihihi
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Old August 16th, 2015, 08:49 AM
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Welcome dear See_Mah_Arse ! You did not specify 40 + how much.

woh aaye hamare ghar me Khuda ki kudrat hai
kabhi hum unko kabhi unke stann ko dekhte hain .. aa-daab
dekhte rahein jii hum ne to tu rasta dekh liye tu aate jate rahein ge . thanks
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Welcome,welcome.
Irshad to your adaab
thank you very much . soo you will see my own poetry .
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Old August 16th, 2015, 08:59 AM
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Aah bhi bharte hain to ho jate hain hum badnaam....
aap qatal bhi karte hain to charcha nahi hota
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Old August 16th, 2015, 09:07 AM
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i hope your shayari is in English
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Old August 16th, 2015, 10:35 AM
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i hope your shayari is in English
here is an english erotic shayari ( understand it's hidden meaning )---



my flower garden looks desolate widout u...
oh! come my simple minded hunter...
Nights are passing,days are going...
and my heart is sinking...
spring has come and the flower bed waits 2 be looted...
oh! my simple minded hunter...
My life's companion, your love troubles me...
and says something else which i'm dare not to tell....
How can I live without you...
oh! my simple minded hunter......
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Old August 16th, 2015, 11:34 AM
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The guy says i love you
You belive its true
9 months later, He says the hell with you

The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
All this wouldnt have happened
If the rubber wouldnt have torn


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Beware of boys with eyes of brown
They kiss you once then turn you down
Beware of boys with eyes of green
They kiss you once and make you scream
Beware of boys with eyes of gray
They kiss you once and turn away
Beware of boys with eyes of blue
They kiss you once and ask for two!
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Old August 16th, 2015, 11:38 AM
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Is this you call English Erotica,.. Naaz- andaaz E Sahibaan !

Adam And Eve

In the Garden of Eden,
As everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve, Without any clothes.

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.
In this garden,
Were two little leaves,
One covered Adam's,
One covered Eve's.
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As the story goes on,
Never the less to say,
The wind came along,
And blew the leaves away.
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At the sight,
Adam did stare,
There was Eve's treasure,
All covered with hair.
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And wonder came,
Under Eve's eyes,
As Adam's thing,
Started to rise.
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They found a spot,
That suited them best,
A nice big tree,
Where they began to rest.
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Her legs spread wider,
And wider apart,
While thrill after thrill,
Came into her heart.
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The head of Adam's thing,
Peeked into the hole,
And filled her with passion,
Beyond her control.
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Backward and forward,
His thing did slide,
And Eve's treasure,
Was all wet inside.
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The joy was good,
She wouldn't let loose,
Until Adam's thing,
Was all out of juice.
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Then down through the years,
People did screw,
And now it is time,
For me and you.


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Old August 16th, 2015, 07:04 PM
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Oh Damn it Mihir. Bible got the story completely wrong! Don't worry, I will send an appeal to Vatican first thing tomorrow

Ha ha
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