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Old September 12th, 2015, 10:10 AM
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Hindi Joke.

पतनी-सुनो जी मुझे पाँच हज़ार रुपये दे दो
नहीं है ।
तो चार दे दो
नही हैं ।
अच्छा ,आज के बाद मुझे छूना भी मत, बात भी न करना । मेरी तरफ़ देखना भी मत ।
नहीं देखूँगा ।
पाँच हज़ार रुपये राधे अम्माँ के यहाँ चढ़ाऊँगा
वो नाच के भी दिखाएगी
जप्फी वप्फी भी डालेगी
हो सकता है गोद में भी---
पत्नी सुनकर बाहर को जाने लगती है
अब बिन पैसे के कहाँ चली ।
बापू आसाराम के आश्रम जा रही हूँ
सुना है बापू की गैरहाजरी में भी बापू के शिष्य सारी
"धार्मिक गतिविधियाँ "
उसी तरह से चला रहे हैं । दो चार दिन वहीं रहूंगी ।
अरे पगली ! बस तू भी ना !
ये ले पाँच हज़ार
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Old September 12th, 2015, 07:28 PM
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पतनी-सुनो जी मुझे पाँच हज़ार रुपये दे दो
नहीं है ।
तो चार दे दो
नही हैं ।
अच्छा ,आज के बाद मुझे छूना भी मत, बात भी न करना । मेरी तरफ़ देखना भी मत ।
नहीं देखूँगा ।
पाँच हज़ार रुपये राधे अम्माँ के यहाँ चढ़ाऊँगा
वो नाच के भी दिखाएगी
जप्फी वप्फी भी डालेगी
हो सकता है गोद में भी---
पत्नी सुनकर बाहर को जाने लगती है
अब बिन पैसे के कहाँ चली ।
बापू आसाराम के आश्रम जा रही हूँ
सुना है बापू की गैरहाजरी में भी बापू के शिष्य सारी
"धार्मिक गतिविधियाँ "
उसी तरह से चला रहे हैं । दो चार दिन वहीं रहूंगी ।
अरे पगली ! बस तू भी ना !
ये ले पाँच हज़ार
Can you transliterate it to english? I find it hard to read devnagiri script.
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Old September 15th, 2015, 08:27 AM
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Can you transliterate it to english? I find it hard to read devnagiri script.
this joke is great in hindi - it will be hard to enjoy in English.

but here you go - translate in English
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this joke is great in hindi - it will be hard to enjoy in English.

but here you go - translate in English
https://translate.google.ca/
translation & transliteration are different things.
Kalidas, I didn't think you were gone that far. I still hope you havent and were just acting smart (like almost always).
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Old September 15th, 2015, 11:03 AM
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translation & transliteration are different things.
Kalidas, I didn't think you were gone that far. I still hope you havent and were just acting smart (like almost always).
I meant transliterate and not translate. Is there a site called transliterate.google.com? We will never know!
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Old September 15th, 2015, 11:09 AM
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એક દિવસ એક સિંહ ગામ તરફ આવી ચડ્યો. એક ગોવાળે એને જોઇ ગામ તરફ હડી કાઢી....

સામે એક બાપૂ મળ્યા....બાપૂએ બૂમ પાડી....એ ગોલકીના કેમ હડી કાઢી...??

ગોવાળ કહે....ભાગો બાપૂ સિંહ આવે છે...મારી નાખશે...

બાપૂ કહે....ભાગે ઇ બાપૂ નઇ...ઉભો રહે, સિંહને આવવા દે...હું ચપટી વગાડુને એટલે સિંહે ભાગવુ પડે...

એટલામા સિંહ નજીક આવી ગયો....

ગોવાળે ગામ ભેગુ કર્યુ હાલો જોવા બાપૂ ચપટી વગાડીને સિંહને ભગાડે છે....

સિંહ પાદરમાં બધાની સામે આવીને ઉભો રહી ગયો.....બાપૂએ ચપટી વગાડી....બે ત્રણ વાર વગાડી પણ સિંહ કાંઇ હલ્યોય નહી....

બાપૂએ બૂમ પાડી....ભાગો ભાગો સિંહ બહેરો છે.......!!!!
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But that is gujurati... can you transliterate that into english please?... no stop, I will not understand even then. Can you please translate that into english !!!
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But that is gujurati... can you transliterate that into english please?... no stop, I will not understand even then. Can you please translate that into english !!!
I'm sorry. There are online sites where u can learn gujarati.
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But that is gujurati... can you transliterate that into english please?... no stop, I will not understand even then. Can you please translate that into english !!!
Forget it. Not worth for this bakwas joke.
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Forget it. Not worth for this bakwas joke.
Thank you. Main tho thak gaya online site dhoondthe dhoondthe... none would explain this joke
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Thank you. Main tho thak gaya online site dhoondthe dhoondthe... none would explain this joke
I dont think Amtha understood the joke .. I wouldn't rely on his gujarati reading skills.
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One Transliterated Hindi Joke for Kallu Pai in memory of Jagmohan Jani

Ek Goli Shikari


Jungle mein ek sher tha ...
Sherbahut harami tha, sexy tha...
wo Jungle ke kisi bhi janwar ko laga deta tha...
Paas ke Gaonwale log darr gaye sochane lage agar sher aisehi sabko lagata rahato saare sher hi paida ho jayenge...
Ek bahot famous shikari the uskanaam tha "Ek Goli Shikari" because wo ek hi goli meinkisi ko bhi maar deta tha...
usko bulaaya gaya sher ke shikar ke liye...
sher ki to fat gayi na bhidu...
sher bhi hoshiyaar ho gaya...
aakhir ek baar sher shikari ko dikh hi gaya ...
aur shikari ne fire kiya "DHAAYAA...
"Sher apani chalaki se bach gaya...
ab to shikari ke paas doosari goli bhi nahi thi...
shikari ki fat gayi wo sochane laga aaj to sala maar hi dalega...
Lekin nahi sher hansane laga ...
ha ha ha ha ha...
sher ne usko bulaaya " idhar aa bhen chod, idhar aa...
shikari gaya...
sher ne bola chal khol ke jhuk ja...
shikari ne waisa hi kiya ...
sher ne shikari ki achi taraha bajaayee...
aur shikari ko zinda chod diya...
shikari utha...
ma ki shikari ko bahot bura laga...
bhenchod sher ne gaand maari...
isase acha to saala meri jaan hi le leta...
shikari ne socha isase to badala loonga hi...
6 mahine baad shikari bahut practice karke wapas aaya...
jungle mein sher ko dhoondate hue...
sher ko pata laga ki ek goli shikari phir aa gaya hai...
to wo bhi shyana ban gaya...
phir ek din shikari ne sher ko gaaon ke paas hi pakad liya our goli chala di...
lekin sher phir bach gaya...
phir se sher ne saare gaaon walon ke samane shikari ki gaand maari...
shikari ko to laga ki ab khud kushi kar loon...
lekin phir usne socha ab to sher ne gaand maar hi li hai...
to ab to mai sher ko maar ke hi rahoonga...
phir shikari 1 saal baad aisi practic karke aaya ki agar wo aankh band karke bhi goli maare to nishane pe lage...
phir sher hoshiyaar ho gaya...
Shikari ne sher ko dekha jaate hue aur uske lund ko nishana bana kar goli maari...
sher ko bhi usi samay moot aaya tha to usne taang utha di mootane ke liye...
to sher phir bach gaya...
phir shikari ne socha oh shit aaj bhi gaand maarega...
to sher ke bolane se pahele hi shikari ne kapade utaar diye aur jhuk gayaa...
Sher hansa ha ha ha ha ha ...
Idhar aa madarchod idhar aa...
shikari dar dar ke gaya...
sher ne kaha "abe bhosadi ke sach bataa...
tu yanha shikar karne aata hai ki gaand maraane?????
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One Transliterated Hindi Joke for Kallu Pai in memory of Jagmohan Jani

Ek Goli Shikari


Jungle mein ek sher tha ...
Sherbahut harami tha, sexy tha...
wo Jungle ke kisi bhi janwar ko laga deta tha...
Paas ke Gaonwale log darr gaye sochane lage agar sher aisehi sabko lagata rahato saare sher hi paida ho jayenge...
Ek bahot famous shikari the uskanaam tha "Ek Goli Shikari" because wo ek hi goli meinkisi ko bhi maar deta tha...
usko bulaaya gaya sher ke shikar ke liye...
sher ki to fat gayi na bhidu...
sher bhi hoshiyaar ho gaya...
aakhir ek baar sher shikari ko dikh hi gaya ...
aur shikari ne fire kiya "DHAAYAA...
"Sher apani chalaki se bach gaya...
ab to shikari ke paas doosari goli bhi nahi thi...
shikari ki fat gayi wo sochane laga aaj to sala maar hi dalega...
Lekin nahi sher hansane laga ...
ha ha ha ha ha...
sher ne usko bulaaya " idhar aa bhen chod, idhar aa...
shikari gaya...
sher ne bola chal khol ke jhuk ja...
shikari ne waisa hi kiya ...
sher ne shikari ki achi taraha bajaayee...
aur shikari ko zinda chod diya...
shikari utha...
ma ki shikari ko bahot bura laga...
bhenchod sher ne gaand maari...
isase acha to saala meri jaan hi le leta...
shikari ne socha isase to badala loonga hi...
6 mahine baad shikari bahut practice karke wapas aaya...
jungle mein sher ko dhoondate hue...
sher ko pata laga ki ek goli shikari phir aa gaya hai...
to wo bhi shyana ban gaya...
phir ek din shikari ne sher ko gaaon ke paas hi pakad liya our goli chala di...
lekin sher phir bach gaya...
phir se sher ne saare gaaon walon ke samane shikari ki gaand maari...
shikari ko to laga ki ab khud kushi kar loon...
lekin phir usne socha ab to sher ne gaand maar hi li hai...
to ab to mai sher ko maar ke hi rahoonga...
phir shikari 1 saal baad aisi practic karke aaya ki agar wo aankh band karke bhi goli maare to nishane pe lage...
phir sher hoshiyaar ho gaya...
Shikari ne sher ko dekha jaate hue aur uske lund ko nishana bana kar goli maari...
sher ko bhi usi samay moot aaya tha to usne taang utha di mootane ke liye...
to sher phir bach gaya...
phir shikari ne socha oh shit aaj bhi gaand maarega...
to sher ke bolane se pahele hi shikari ne kapade utaar diye aur jhuk gayaa...
Sher hansa ha ha ha ha ha ...
Idhar aa madarchod idhar aa...
shikari dar dar ke gaya...
sher ne kaha "abe bhosadi ke sach bataa...
tu yanha shikar karne aata hai ki gaand maraane?????
I still find it difficult to read. Can you translate it to english?
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I still find it difficult to read. Can you translate it to english?
It can't be translated into English.. It is like asking to translate PG Wodehouse into Hindi.
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