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Old May 27th, 2011, 08:39 AM
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Angry gali kaisse dun

bahut mann ker rha ki aaj main gali dun
per kisko dun, kaisse dun aur kya dun ?

yeh mere aaj dimag ka pressure cooker high hai
dhoowain nikal rhain hai meri kanoo se
sochta hun ki kuch aacha likhon, per nhi,
khopri ke department main bomb-bari jari hai.

kya aapne kabhi kisi ko hindi main gali di hai ?
bada aanand aata hoga aapko gali dene main.
kahan se sikha aapne itni aachi vyaakran,
Gali ki institute khoolne ki kabhi sochi hai ?

Bahut muskura rhe ho meri lines pardhker,
gali doonga to sidha haasi gusse main badal jaeygi.
Bura lgaa ? Jaanta hun, isley kaha.
koi joke nhi suna rha main, inn linoo main.

waisse yeh batye, aapne abb taak ki jindagi main,
kaun si gali sabse jaayda di hai.
kya kaha, yeh to sabhi dete hain, kuch nya bolo
kya wahi ghisi piti galiyan, poshteyni bataain choro.

aurr haan, forum main gali nhi dena,
ban ker diye jaoge,
phir ya tu tum mujhe ya admin ko gali doge
isley bata diya, dimag to hai nhi tumhain.
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Old May 27th, 2011, 11:11 AM
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Re: gali kaisse dun

A very satisfying gaali that works for me is maaadarch0d with special emphasis on the 'r' .. Adding an f word before this really helps to release that steam.. I.e. Fkking Maadarrch0d..

Try it some time.. Let the steam build and then slowly..ever so slowly but with definite firmness invoke the FM Maha mantra.. Feel the difference ?? aah now we're getting somewhere..
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Old May 27th, 2011, 11:37 AM
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You know how things are when you are in college. Let me tell you an incident which happened when I was in college. So there were these two guys who were getting into a verbal duel over something. The conversation went like this

Hothead 1 (HH1) - Abey gandu tere ko pata nahi main kya hoon.

Hothead 2 (HH2) - Jaa re chillar, tere jaise gandu bahut dekhe.

Now one would expect the 'duel' to end here or with a few moments, but no it went on.

HH1 - Saale bhosadike, tu kyon bola ... blah blah .. tere ko pata hain na journal mere paas hain.

HH2 - Tere baap ka khata hoon kya

HH1 - Aye baap pe mat jaa

HH2 - Ha jaunga kya ukhad lega be?

HH1 - Tere ko thok doonga saaley

HH2 - Ja ja apne baap se permission leke aa ..

Now all around we were waiting for fisticuffs .. But the duel ended abruplty with the following exchange.


HH1 - Abey tere ko maloom nahi main kitna madarchoad type hoon. Teri chooad doonga.

HH2 - Abey tu madarchoad nahi main madarchoad hoon.. tere se bada double madarchoad!!

Most of us broke out into uncontrollable laughter!! Both HH1 and HH2 were looking at us confused. What did they say to make us all break into laughter??

They just walked away from the canteen. We all had a good time.
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Old May 27th, 2011, 11:40 AM
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Hahaha good one chapai rep Ed ya
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Hahaha good one chapai rep Ed ya
Thank you !! Here, take a return
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