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Old March 10th, 2003, 09:14 AM
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One day, while a woodcutter was cutting the branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked,"Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?"

the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No". The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the

woodcutter replied, "No". The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "Yes". The

Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axe and the woodcutter went home happily.

One day while he was walking with his wife along the riverbank, the woodcutter's wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared

and asked, "Why are you crying?". "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water". The Lord went down into the water and came up with Catherine

Zeta-Jones. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter. The Lord was furious. "You cheat! You are lying". The woodcutter

replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Catherine Zeta-Jones, you would have come up with Cameron

Diaz. Then if I had also said 'no' to her, you would have thirdly come up with my wife, and I would say 'yes,' all three would be given to me. But

Lord, I am a poor man, and I will not be able to take care of all three wives, so that's why I said yes the first time."


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Can the Woodcutter justify why he lied to his Lord ???
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Maybe if he has no kids then yes ...
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