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Old September 23rd, 2005, 06:07 PM
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Talking Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

Folks,

Lets have just one PJ per week in this thread. PM me your PJs and I will post them here.



PJ for Friday Sept. 23, 2005

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1) Smoking


2) Drinking


3) Charas


4) Ganja


5) Chicken


6) Mutton


7) Oily food


8) Masala


9) Sleep & obesity


10) Pollution


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Old September 23rd, 2005, 06:59 PM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

khatarnaak pj boss!!
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Old September 24th, 2005, 12:24 AM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

LOL.. LOL.. LOL.. LOL.. LOL.. LOL.. LOL..


Shit man.. how can people even come up with such jokes?? This one's crazy.. in this case.. PJ = Phaltu Joke!!
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Old September 24th, 2005, 12:42 AM
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Talking Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

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LOL.. LOL.. LOL.. LOL.. LOL.. LOL.. LOL..


Shit man.. how can people even come up with such jokes?? This one's crazy.. in this case.. PJ = Phaltu Joke!!
How about this Phaltu Joke?

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Once in a kintergarden, a teacher asks all students to write an essay on the topic " A Poor Family".One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay . The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class and her essay goes on as.......

She writes:

Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi, husband aur wife dono gareeb they, do bachey they, woh bhi bahut gareeb they!!

Ghar ke saare naukar bhi gareeb they, ghar ka maali, driver, aur guard bhi bahut gareeb they, ghar ke 4 kuttey bhi gareeb they, 2 din sey chicken nahi khaaya tha, 3 mercedeez car thi, unki bahut time se servicing nahi hui thi,

Ghar ka A.C bhi theek nahi chalta tha ghar mein 1 saal sey paint nahi hua
tha family ko holiday ke liye foregin country gaye bhi 6 mahiney ho
gaye they,ghar ke 5 mein sey 2 TV to chaltey hee nahi they, all in
all, bahut he gareeb family thi!!
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LOL.. LOL.. LOL.. LOL.. LOL.. LOL.. LOL..


Shit man.. how can people even come up with such jokes?? This one's crazy.. in this case.. PJ = Phaltu Joke!!
Chal bidu.... Ab yeh PJ bhi sun le:

Three Chinese Fu, Bu & Chu came to India. They decided to change their names to something more Indian.

Fu changed to Futia.

Bu changed to Butia.

As for Chu.... He decided to go back to China....
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Old September 24th, 2005, 03:20 AM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

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Chal bidu.... Ab yeh PJ bhi sun le:

Three Chinese Fu, Bu & Chu came to India. They decided to change their names to something more Indian.

Fu changed to Futia.

Bu changed to Butia.

As for Chu.... He decided to go back to China....
In San Francisco's ChinaTown an Indian tourist saw a laundry by the name "Sriharirajkumara Hardanhalli Murgan Laundry".
Surprised that a Chinese place has an Indian name he ventured in. The owner was a Chinese man. The tourist asked him about the name.

Chinese man replied -"When I immigrate.. Indian man Sriharirajkumara Hardanhalli Murguan stand in front of me. Immigration offisa ask him name and stamp visa. Offisa ask my name, I say 'Sam Ting'
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Offisa ask my name, I say 'Sam Ting'
Funny indeed...
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Old September 24th, 2005, 01:39 PM
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a
satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet and rolls over and says:
"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a
satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet and rolls over and says:
"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."

hahahahah ! Funny!
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

HI,

AGAR AAP DHER SAARE PAISE JEETNA CHAHATE HO TO .....................................















NICHE JAO.............................













Niche jao aur
jito paise hi paise !



























Aur niche..























Aur niche..

































YAKIN nahin hota...


"AAP" Paison ke liye itna niche girr sakte
ho..
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

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Originally Posted by echarcha
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a
satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet and rolls over and says:
"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."
Good one!!
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

Here is another one.


Zahirkhan asked Harbhajan to bring a pepsi...

Harbhajan brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Veeru.



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Try harder, its easy....



















Gave up?












Aww,.C'mon....

Because Veeru is an opener.
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

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Because Veeru is an opener.
Nice. I thought, kyonki "yehi hai right choice baby, aha"
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

Since this is a post dedicated to Phaltu Jokes.. even I'll post..!!

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Q: A Sardarji pulled out 6 people from a burning house.. still he was jailed... why??


A: Because all 6 of them were fire fighters!

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A just born baby has a huge grin on its face and has its fists tightly closed! The doctor and everyone else are amazed.. the doctor opens its fists and guess what he finds?? Birth Control Pills!!

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Once Mukesh tell Anil that I want to kiss your wife, Tina. Anil says, "OK... but you'll have to pay me 40 paise per minute!" Tina shouts, " Don't cheat him.. Reliance to Reliance is free!"
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

ok, my two cents...

Ganguly had just finished drinking his pepsi.. so he goes to a grocery store and says "meri pepsi khatam ho gayi, gimme another.."

so the shopkeeper gives him a peacock.. why??

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