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Old October 10th, 2005, 07:04 PM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

Thats Stupid HAHAHA
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And a strong candidate for ultimate PJ :P
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Old October 11th, 2005, 01:23 PM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!!



HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like

yours!!



HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?

SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!



HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE: I must have been given your share!!!



HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!



HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!

SHE: Okay, get out!!!



HE: I think I could make you very happy

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?



HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?

SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!



HE: Can I have your name?

SHE: Why, don't you already have one?



HE: Shall we go and see a film?

SHE: I've already seen it!!!



HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?

SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!



HE: Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Hiding from you.



HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

SHE: Yes, thatís why I don't go there anymore.



HE: Is this seat empty?

SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Old October 19th, 2005, 03:11 PM
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What do u call a fat woman waiting? .

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Moti-vaiting.
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

A survey guy goes to this real tall building, he climbs up the stairs and goes to the first floor. His goal is to find out what people age group people like to do for pleasure.

So he goes to the first floor finds a teenager there, asks him the questions. He replies " I am 18 yrs old and I like to have a hot water bath with bubbles!!"

He's like okay....silly kiddo....goes on to the next floor....an older guy is there he replies " I am 29 years old and I like to have a hot water bath with bubbles!!"

So the survey guy keeps going up and he sees that as he's going further up, all residents are men and the age of people is increasing....he reaches the 2nd last floor to the top. A veryyy old man opens the door.....he asks him the question and old man replies " I am 75 years old and I like to have a hot water bath with bubbles....."

Now the survey guy is like totally preplexed, whole damn building wanted to take a hot water bath, whats wrong, he decides to go to the last floor

He knocks and waits....the door opens and there's a damn hot Blonde who greets him "Hi I am Bubbles "
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Old October 19th, 2005, 09:44 PM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

Ek baar ek hathi (male) aur ek machhar (female) mein pyaar ho jata hai.



Dono ka affair bahut dino tak chalta hai. Sab log bate karne lagte hain.



Akhir sharmakar, machhar hathi se bolti hain ki abhi apun dono ko



shaadi kar leni chahiye...duniya wale bahut bate karne lage hain...



mera jeena mushkil ho gaya hain. Abhi dono ko bhagkar shaadi karni hai...



isliye dono Marriage Registrar ke yahan application dete hain aur ek mahine



baad registered marriage karte hain................



Abhi dono honeymoon ka plan karte hain...



Dono Kerala jate hai (with Kesari Tours)...



Honeymoon hone ke baad jab dusre din subah hathi ki aakh khulti hain to dektha hain ki bechari machhar mar gayi hain...



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Old October 19th, 2005, 10:10 PM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

awesome joke......

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for awhile?

"She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.

Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?!"
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There's this Sardarjee from Jalandhar who visits Mumbai for the first time.
While he was travelling by the local bus thru a very crowded road,the conductor suddenly shouts "lookout"---the sardarjee looks out of the window and a speeding bus coming from the other direction smashes his head and the Sardarjee dies1
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Old October 20th, 2005, 10:55 AM
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There's this Sardarjee from Jalandhar who visits Mumbai for the first time.
While he was travelling by the local bus thru a very crowded road,the conductor suddenly shouts "lookout"---the sardarjee looks out of the window and a speeding bus coming from the other direction smashes his head and the Sardarjee dies1
Oh man.. What a pathetic joke!! Shiiiieeet... This was like a kick in the balls!! Puhleeeeaaaasseeee. itna sadiyal joke mat maaro yaar...
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Old October 20th, 2005, 10:56 AM
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Old but gold! Mayb repeat... sorry in advance...


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Three Construction workers are working on the 20th floor of a tall
building in Bombay. One is a Mallu, the second is a Bengali and the third is a
Sardarji. Every day all the three meet in the lunch hall and have their
lunch together One fine day -- the Mallu opened his lunch box and finds
idlis in the box. He says " I am fed up of eating these idlis daily. If I
find idlis in the box tommorow, i will jump from the 20th floor and die".

Next the Bengali opens his lunch box and finds Fish in it and says IfI
find fish in my lunch box tommorow, I am going to jump from the 20th floor of
this building and die"

Next the Sardarji opens his lunch box and finds Parathas in it and
says"Mother promise, if I find parathas in my box tomorrow I am also going
to jump from the 20th floor"
Next day the three friends meet in the lunch room for lunch. Mallu opens
his lunch box and finds Idlis and promptly jumps from the 20th floor and dies.
The Bengali opens his lunch box and finds fish in it and jumps from the
20th floor and dies. Sardarji opens his box and finds parathas and he also
jumps from the 20th floor and dies.

In the combined funeral held for all the three friends by their
colleagues, the Mallu's widow says "I did not know he hated idlis so much.
If not I would have packed something else for his lunch" The Bengali's
widow says "I did not know he hated fish so much. If not I would have packed
something else for his lunch"

The sardarji's widow says "I do not understand what went wrong. My husband
always prepared his own lunch!
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There's this Sardarjee from Jalandhar who visits Mumbai for the first time.
While he was travelling by the local bus thru a very crowded road,the conductor suddenly shouts "lookout"---the sardarjee looks out of the window and a speeding bus coming from the other direction smashes his head and the Sardarjee dies1
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Prasad asks Kumble to bring a Pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of Pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
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Because, Tendulkar is an opener.
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Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi??
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