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Bahot bhaari.. samajh mein nahi aa raha hai ab kya karu.. pankhe se latku ya rat poison khaa lu..!! ![]() ![]()
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There was this Sardarjee from Jallundhar who comes to Delhi to work in a call center. Once,while walking thru the crowded streets of Paharganj,a street dog starts chasing him--so he gives that dog a big kick and the dog gets flung into the air and lands,stunned, on his back. Immediately,the Sardarjee rushes to him and devoutly touches his hind legs and then touches his (own) fore head.Then the poor dog gets up and starts limping away--so the Sardarjee again gives him a solid kick, sending him again flying into the air.Again the stunned dog lands on his back and again the Sardarjee devoutly touches his hind legs and then touches his (own) fore head.Again the poor dog gets up and again the sequence is repeated.
A curious onlooker can't stand it anymore and asks the Sardarjee why he did what he did----so the Sardarjee told him:When that bloody dog chased him he kicked him,but when the dog landed on his back he was 'ulta' and the 'ulta' of dog is 'God'--so he touched his holy hind legs!
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wow that was really a solid PJ!!! Good job!
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Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at the velocity of
light. On the way he offers a lift to a stranger. Stranger: 'Sir, can I know your name please' Gulshan : 'I am Gulshan Grocer' Stranger : Grocer? Sure you dont mean Gulshan Grover?? Gulshan: No it is Grocer. Now tell me why did Gulshan say so... ANS: Because at the speed of light V=C _________________________________________________________________ Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by Chennai??? Because...a Madrassi wears lungi and there is no zip means chen..nai... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A tamilian and a sardarji sittin together in a train. Tamilian is bored and wants to talk, he asks sardar "tamil terima?" Sardar is offended and hits back "punjab tera baap". |
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A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a
nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." The boy pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger "units" than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly told his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets." |
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i could go on an on with lawyer jokes - but i'll reserve some for tomorrow evening to entertain my fellow echarchans. for now here's one:
A man walking on the beach came across an odd-looking bottle. Not being one to ignore tradition, he rubbed it and, much to his surprise, a genie actually appeared. "For releasing me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes," said the genie. "But there's a catch," the genie continued. "For each of your wishes, every lawyer in the world will receive double what you asked for." First, the man wished for a Ferrari. POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of him. "Now, every lawyer in the world has been given two Ferraris," said the genie. "What is your next wish?" "I could really use a million dollars." replied the man, and POOF! One million dollars appeared at his feet. "Now, every lawyer in the world is two million dollars richer," the genie reminded the man, and then asked him for his third wish. The man thought for a minute and said, "Well, I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney..." |
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Raavan ko ek din aapni galti ka ehsaas hota hai. He felt that he had really done a lot of bad things which affected Ram's life, so he should apologise to Ram. He went to Ram's house and knocked on the door.
Ram opened the door and was surprised to find Raavan!! Raavan also kept staring and thinking.... but didn't say a word. Can u guess what was Ravan thinking?????????? SCROLL DOWN Further down He was thinking: Kis mooh se maafi maangoon...?!!!
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The doggie wala was too good!
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The Magic of Math Think of a number (BETWEEN 3 and 999). Multiply it by 3. Now add 5 to the result. Take away the number you first thought of. Now add 7. Subtract 2. Add back the number you first thought of. Now, close your eyes . Dark , isn't it? ![]() ![]()
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![]() HE WAS, IS and always WILL be smarter than SHE ![]()
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good one dixie
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Here are some of the pages of a newly released book
The Hindi Song Lovers Guide to Programming in FORTRAN 90 ...Wicky King ISBN ... 12340-007 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 10 The IF GO TO statement Koi jab tumhara hriday toRde TaRapta hua jab koi chhoRde Tab tum mere paas aana priyay Mera dar khula hai, khula hi rahega Tumhare lie, koi jab tumhara.............................(Mukesh) 20 The DO loop Sau saal pehle, mujhe tumse pyaar tha Mujhe tumse pyaar tha Aaj bhi hai, aur kal bhi rahega Sadion se tujhse milne, jiya beqarar tha Jiya beqarar tha Aaj bhi hai, aur kal bhi rahega.......................(Rafi/Lata) The IF THEN ELSE statement (in 2 songs for the novice) 30 IF THEN Tum agar saath dene ka waada karo Main yunhi mast naGHme luta-ta rahun Tum mujhe dekhkar muskurati raho Main tumhe dekhkar geet gaata rahun Tum agar saath dene ka...................................(mKapoor) 40 ELSE Tu na mili to hum jogi ban jaenge, tu na mili to Tu na mili to hum jogi ban jaenge, tu na mili to han Saari umariya ko rogi ban jaenge, tu na mili to Tu na mili to hum jogi ban jaenge, tu na mili to..............(KK) The IF THEN ELSE statement (in 1 song for the advanced user) 50 IF THEN Tum agar mujhko na chaaho to koi baat nahin ELSE Magar kisi aur ko chaahogi to mushkil hogi................(Mukesh) 60 The CALL statement Aaaja, aaja, aaaja, aaaaaaja Tujhko pukare mera pyaar, hoe Tujhko pukare mera pyaar Aaja, main to miTa hun tere pyaar me Tujhko pukare mera pyaar Tujhko pukare mera pyaar....................................(Rafi) 70 The WHILE DO Statement Jab tak rahe tan me jiya Waada raha O saathia Hum tumhare lie, tum humare lie Ho, hum tumhare lie, tum humare lie Jab tak rahe tan me jiya....................................(Asha) --------
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couldn't wait till friday guys...
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