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Old December 3rd, 2013, 04:11 AM
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Old December 3rd, 2013, 04:23 AM
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Salman Khan at 47, says he is still a virgin, really?

Sunitra Pacheco : Mumbai, Mon Dec 02 2013, 12:04 hrs

Not only did Salman Khan talk about his previous relationships, but he let us in on a huge secret – that he's a virgin. Surprised? Well so was Karan Johar. "I am a virgin," admitted Salman Khan on the show on Sunday (December 1).



Bollywood superstar Salman Khan finally appeared on Karan Johar's much talked about chat show 'Koffee With Karan'. The 'Dabangg' Khan opened season 4 of the controversial show and looked calm and composed as he let his guard down, getting candid with host and director Karan Johar.
Not only did Salman Khan talk about his previous relationships, but he let us in on a huge secret – that he's a virgin. Surprised? Well so was Karan Johar. "I am a virgin," admitted Salman Khan on the show on Sunday (December 1).

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After "Being human" time for a new clothes brand "Being Virgin" ?

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There is this dude who teases a girl regularly..

So he sees the girl coming to fetch water..

He: Kaash mai ghadaa hota, teri kamar par adaa hota.

The girl after repeated tease after consulting her sahelis awaits the next time

He the next day: Kaash mai ghadaa hotaa, teri kamar se adaaa hota.

Girl: Kaash tu ghadaa hotaa meri kamar se adaa hotaa,
mai tujhe phenk deti, tu naali mein padaa hotaa.

This annoys the dude and after thinking is ready the next day and the convo goes such.

He: Kaash mai ghadaa hotaa, teri kamar se adaa hota.

Girl: Kaash tu ghadaa hotaa, meri kamar se adaa hotaa
mai tujhe phenk deti tu naali me padaa hotaa.

He: Kaash mai ghadaa hotaa, teri kamar se adaa hotaa
tu mujhe phenk deti mai naali mein padaa hotaa,
tu mootne naali aati, teri ch**d dekh mera l**d khadaa hotaa.

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Old December 3rd, 2013, 06:08 AM
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After "Being human" time for a new clothes brand "Being Virgin" ?

what a frikkin joke of the century..

if they put him on lie detector test the machine will blast in seconds..
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Old December 3rd, 2013, 08:05 AM
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After "Being human" time for a new clothes brand "Being Virgin" ?

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what a frikkin joke of the century..

if they put him on lie detector test the machine will blast in seconds..
Probably he means to say he is Virgin with respect to men and ready for K Jo.
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Old December 3rd, 2013, 05:11 PM
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Kamasutra has added a new position called
'Manmohan'

You get on top and do nothing
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Salman khan quoted that he is still a virgin on Karan Johar's talk show...... The Bachchans celebrated this news
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Dr. to Rakhi Sawant :-

You are looking so weak & exhausted. Are you taking 3 meals a day as I had advised you?

Rakhi :- "Uski maa ka!.“.. Your compounder typed 3 Males a day
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what a frikkin joke of the century..

if they put him on lie detector test the machine will blast in seconds..
Several posts all over ... had to youtube.

I believe he is admitting the truth ... and finally, about time. Watch the video ... fidgety ... nervous ... and relief.

He has been superstar for 20 odd years? Hopeful women will like nothing more than to hang around him for publicity and meaty roles. Do you expect Ash or other women to admit on national television that Salman never screwed them? His manly behavior ... a facade ... should surprise no one.

Lets hope him and Shah Rukh Khan come out of closet soon ... for the sake of our moderators Swamiji, Jaispeak and millions more like them kind of Indian men. Its legal and beside all that it needs for it to be accepted is for few movie stars and politicians and babas and swamis to step out ...
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Old December 6th, 2013, 05:43 AM
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Mom to Son:Tipu sultan kaun hain?

Son:Pata Nahi?

Mom:Padhai pe dhyan do?

Son:Malti aunty kaun hain?

Mom:Pata Nahi.

Son : Papa pe Dhyan do.
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*जानवरों का अज़ब संसार*
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दुनिया में एक सांप ऐसा है

जो हर सेकंड में
0.5 सेंटीमीटर
बढ़ता है,

और

अगर वो अपना मुंह अपने
जिस्म के किसी भी हिस्से
को टच कर दे,,

तो वो फ़ौरन मर जाता है।

ये दुनिया का बेहद
ज़हरीला सांप है..

और

ये सांप

केवल
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"Nokia" के 1100 मोबाइल की "Games" में पाया जाता है।
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PoK claims diplomatic immunity for driver arrested with brown sugar, detains Indian truckers

Press Trust of India | Srinagar | January 20, 2014 07:03






Pakistan-occupied Kashmir (PoK) authorities have claimed diplomatic immunity for the driver who was arrested after recovery of a huge haul of brown sugar from his vehicle on the Srinagar-Muzaffarabad Cross-Line of Control trade route. (PTI)

114 packets of brown sugar valued at Rs 100 crore in the international market were recovered from the detained driver's truck on Friday.



The claim was made by PoK’s Director General of Trade, a retired army officer, during a meeting with state government officials for breaking the deadlock over the arrest of the PoK driver, Divisional Commissioner (Kashmir) Shailendra Kumar told reporters.“Surprisingly, they conveyed that under the (Cross-LoC) pact, these people have diplomatic immunity. We asked for the documents which provide diplomatic immunity even to drivers,” the Divisional Commissioner said
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Student 1 : ye class itna boring hai meri gaand bhi so gayi!

Student 2: Pata hai! Kab se kharrratte maar raha hai!
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Celebrities reply




Owl Gandhi - Crossing chicken is your state of mind. Let me ask you,.. "aisa abhi tau ho sakta hai,.. ki ... "perhaps the road crossed underneath her legs !" Who knows? It could be the Women empowerment, Youth empowerment,.. or RTI ( return to Italy ! ) reasons !! "

Italian Bai - Food security bill will fix this problem

Mute Mohan Singh - ' '

Diggy Raja - Isme RSS ka haath hai

Soft Yadav - Only Azam Khan knows whay she did this !

ShroopNakhaWati - We need a Dalit Road construction Minister to investigate on this,..

Chiddu - Nothing to worry until rupee reaches 100 to 1$ or the chicken does fly back in 100 days !

Kutil Sibbal - There is no chicken-crossing during UPA term. In fact we gained 10 more chickens coming from the other side of the Road.

Diggy Uncle ( Later ) : Chicken sone ka unda dewe,... tau hi "Sau Tunch" maal jaanu ! Or,... who cares ! [ If chicken lays golden egg,... then and then I may call it a " tunch maal "]

Manish Bihari - Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah issue closed

Shashi (Kap)oor - Cattle class birdies, why worry about chickens and eggs,..u fools ?

Balma Khurshid - Hindus/Sikhs paying for their sins of 1947

Bengali Didi - This is a conspiracy and I know who is behind this (will not share with you).. they want to kill me.

Jaya-Lolitaa - This is because of MK family

Nitish Ko Maar - Isme gujarat ka haath lagta hai [ It's Gujarat's cunning play ]

Jas-Wants Singh - During BJP rule 25k chicken came back from the other side of the road,...

Kapil Sharma - aur kya? Chicken ne dekh liya hoga,... road ke uus paar - baabaji ka Thullu !

Raabert - Mango people of banana republic complaining about onions and now chicken and eggs,...? why ?

NavjyotSing Sidhu - Oye Guru,... Chicken ko luvvy-dovvy ho gaya,... tu jara road ke uus paar dekh,.. koi tagda, 8 packs waala murgha khada hoga,... Jaise sooraj ki roshani ko koi chho nahin sakta,... ...Prithvi ke mol ko koyi tol nahin sakta,... theek usi hi tarah,... Chicken ko road ke uus paar jaane se, koyi rok nahin sakta,...

Raj Babbar: I can buy two chickens for Rs 12. I don't understand what people are complaining about.

Owl Gandii :
Questionnaire : Sir,... Rani ki Zhaansi ? ki Zhaansi ki Rani?
Owl: Let me ask you a question,... Woh Road-sided chicken thii?,... ya,.. Chicken-sided road thaa? Did someone promise you,... he will give you "bijali free Delhi",... of "free bijali in Delhi"?? RTI ( Rest The Idiocy ) think.


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( Morphed - faking fun )



This is hilarious,..Cyrus enacts Rahul/Arnab interview -

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