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Old February 16th, 2007, 10:18 AM
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How the hell do you do thath
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Old February 22nd, 2007, 11:54 AM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

Ek bar ek doodhwala bhaiya bahut sari doodh ki bottles le ke raste pe se chal raha hota hai.... Woh achanak rukta hai aur saara doodh pee jata hai...
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Kyonki peeche se koi horn bajata hai... Pee Pee..


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Old February 22nd, 2007, 11:59 AM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

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Ek bar ek doodhwala bhaiya bahut sari doodh ki bottles le ke raste pe se chal raha hota hai.... Woh achanak rukta hai aur saara doodh pee jata hai...
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Kyonki peeche se koi horn bajata hai... Pee Pee..


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Old February 23rd, 2007, 12:03 AM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

You know why Indians are lousy at football?
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They open a shop!
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Old February 23rd, 2007, 03:43 AM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

ek bar main ne apni friend ko ek joke sunaya

jee woh baare maze se mera joke sun ne aayi

ab maze ki baat pata hai kiya thi...

jab main ne joke start kiya tu meri friend ka mood bara hi acha tha

jab joke beech main aaya tu us ka mood kharab hone laga...

aur jab joke ka end hova tu woh ghuse se uthi aur chali gayi


is k baad jo mujhe us per haasi aayi...woh ofcourse aap ko nahi aa rahi

yeeeeeeeeeeeh!
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Old February 23rd, 2007, 06:11 AM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

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ek bar main ne apni friend ko ek joke sunaya

jee woh baare maze se mera joke sun ne aayi

ab maze ki baat pata hai kiya thi...

jab main ne joke start kiya tu meri friend ka mood bara hi acha tha

jab joke beech main aaya tu us ka mood kharab hone laga...

aur jab joke ka end hova tu woh ghuse se uthi aur chali gayi


is k baad jo mujhe us per haasi aayi...woh ofcourse aap ko nahi aa rahi

yeeeeeeeeeeeh!
good one!......
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Old February 23rd, 2007, 08:37 AM
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yeh padh kar hume bahut hasi aayi!
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Old February 23rd, 2007, 09:49 AM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

Gates vs. GM
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For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated,

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating:

If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash....... .
Twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.

7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?"before deploying.

8 Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.
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Old February 23rd, 2007, 11:44 AM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

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Originally Posted by soniya
ek bar main ne apni friend ko ek joke sunaya

jee woh baare maze se mera joke sun ne aayi

ab maze ki baat pata hai kiya thi...

jab main ne joke start kiya tu meri friend ka mood bara hi acha tha

jab joke beech main aaya tu us ka mood kharab hone laga...

aur jab joke ka end hova tu woh ghuse se uthi aur chali gayi


is k baad jo mujhe us per haasi aayi...woh ofcourse aap ko nahi aa rahi

yeeeeeeeeeeeh!



And do you blame her?
Of course she will go away when your hindi/urdu or whatever you call it is htis bad.
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Old February 23rd, 2007, 12:50 PM
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Chachi aur uska Bhatija ek naya dhanda kholne ka soch rahe thhey.
Chachi : Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge aur 10 rupaye ki plate bechenge.
Bhatija : Haan aur main board banwa doonga, "10 Rs. mein Chachi Ki Chaat Lo."
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Old February 23rd, 2007, 12:56 PM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

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Chachi aur uska Bhatija ek naya dhanda kholne ka soch rahe thhey.
Chachi : Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge aur 10 rupaye ki plate bechenge.
Bhatija : Haan aur main board banwa doonga, "10 Rs. mein Chachi Ki Chaat Lo."
Damn you, 28virgo. I burst out laughing at work

Good one!
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Old February 23rd, 2007, 01:09 PM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

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Chachi aur uska Bhatija ek naya dhanda kholne ka soch rahe thhey.
Chachi : Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge aur 10 rupaye ki plate bechenge.
Bhatija : Haan aur main board banwa doonga, "10 Rs. mein Chachi Ki Chaat Lo."
holy fcuk!! that is
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

A man gets his eye operation done, When bandage is removed, he realises he is cured of his blindness and can see everything very clearly.Then a thought strikes him, if he pretends he cannot see, then he can save on the doctors fees.
After the bandage is removed
Man : Doctor Kuch dikhayee nahi deta
Doctor opens the light and asks : abhi
Man : Kuch bhi nahi
Doctor opens more Lights : abhi
Man : Kuch bhi nahi
Doctor realises something is wrong he orders one nurse to strip in front of him, The nurse slowly strips and is now down to her panties, The man keeps insisting he cannot see anything
Doctor gets very angry and shouts : Behnch*d kuch dikhta nahi toh tera khada kyun ho raha hai?
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Old February 24th, 2007, 04:32 AM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

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Originally Posted by 28virgo
Chachi aur uska Bhatija ek naya dhanda kholne ka soch rahe thhey.
Chachi : Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge aur 10 rupaye ki plate bechenge.
Bhatija : Haan aur main board banwa doonga, "10 Rs. mein Chachi Ki Chaat Lo."

There's this Gujju one I'd heard in college:
Two girls visit Shetty bhelpuriwala and 'order':
Emney Ragdo Ne Maney Chaat.
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Old February 24th, 2007, 04:38 AM
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Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old
guys, 80 odd years old, are sitting on a park bench feeding
pigeons and talking about cricket, like they do every day. Sachin
turns to Sourav and says,"Do you think there's cricket in heaven?"
Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's
make
a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's cricket
in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."

They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor
Sachin passes on.One day soon afterward, Ganguly is sitting there
feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper,
"Sourav... Sourav!"
Ganguly responds, "Sachin! Is that you?" "Yes it is,
Sourav," whispers Sachin's ghost.
Ganguly, still amazed, asks, "So, is there cricket in
heaven?" "Well," says Sachin, "I've got good news and bad news." "Gimme
the good news first," says Ganguly. Sachin says, "Well... there is
cricket in heaven." Ganguly says, "That's great! What news could
be bad enough to ruin that!?"



Sachin sighs and whispers, "You're going
to be the opening batsmen for friday's match."
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