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Old May 28th, 2010, 11:40 AM
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There was a tour bus in Egypt that stopped in the middle of a town
square. The tourists are all shopping at the little stands surrounding
the square.

One tourist looks at his watch, but it is broken, so he leans over to a
local who is squatted down next to his camel. "What time is it, sir?"

The local reaches out and softly cups the camel's genitals in his hand,
and raises them up and down. "It's about 2:00", he says. The tourist
can't believe what he just saw.

He runs back to the bus, and sure enough, it is 2:00. He tells a few of
the fellow tourists his story, "The man can tell the time by the weight
of the camel's genitals!! One of the doubting tourists walks back to the
local and asks him the time, the same thing happens!! It is 2:05.p.m.

He runs back to tell the story. Finally, the bus driver wants to know
how it is done. He walks over and asks the local how he knows the time
from the camel's genitals.

The local says "Sit down here and grab the camel's genitals". "Now,
lift them up in the air. Now, look underneath them to the other side of
the courtyard, where that clock is hanging on the wall."
Wait for Premi Anna to come,he deals with people who repeat
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Old May 29th, 2010, 08:34 PM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

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No, you did not hear a Canadian male having the same problem
obviously, by the time the Canadian male would be sufficiently drunk to be willing to mount an Indian cow....he would barely be able to stand erect
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

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obviously, by the time the Canadian male would be sufficiently drunk to be willing to mount an Indian cow....he would barely be able to stand erect
So says the voice of experience.. three cheers for Dhuru - our resident expert on Canadian erections
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

Bhau log.. jara jokes chipkao yaar... main har baar thread mein aata hoon kuch dhamakedar joke ke liye...
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

Ladki: "kana hela."
Ladka: "O bahanchod, what is kana hela??"
Ladki: "I said kana dheela!"

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Ladki: "kana hela."
Ladka: "O bahanchod, what is kana hela??"
Ladki: "I said kana dheela!"

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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

एक बार अपना मस्तभाई कमाठिपुरा जाता है. बहुत ठरक चड़ी थी उसको. पहली गली मे ही उसको एक बिल्कुल रापचिक टनाटन माल दिखती है. लेकिन जब ओ भाव पूछता है तो वो कहती है "सिर्फ़ १० रुपया!!". मस्तभाई को शक होता है कि कुछ गड़बड़ है; वो आगे चला जाता है.

अगली गली मे फिर उसको वैसी ही बिल्कुल रापचिक टनाटन माल दिखती है - same to same - ekdum duplicate. फिर वो भाव पूछता है. जवाब आता है - "१००० रुपया". मस्तभाई खुश अंदर ले कर जाता है और खूब मज़े लूट्ता है.

बाद मे, काम ख़तम हो जाने के बाद, उससे रहा नहीं गया और उसने रंडी से पूछा : "यार, गली न. १ मे बिल्कुल तेरे जैसी माल है, लेकिन उसका भाव १० रुपया है, और तेरा १०००. ऐसा क्यों?"

रंडी अपनी टांगे चौड़ी करती है, और कहती है "चल, अपना एक हाथ अंदर डाल, पूरा का पूरा".
मस्तभाई को कुछ समझ नही आता है, लेकिन फिर भी अपना right hand पूरा अंदर डाल देता है.
रंडी फिर कहती है "अब दूसरा हाथ अंदर डाल"
मस्तभाई को फिर कुछ समझ नही आता है, लेकिन बहुत कोशिश कर के अपना left hand भी पूरा अंदर डाल देता है.

रंडी कहती है "चल, अब ताली बजा !"
मस्तभाई बोला "नहीं बजेगी"
रंडी बोली "अबे फिर से ट्राइ कर"
मस्तभई ४-५ बार ट्राइ किया, फिर बोला "नहीं बजेगी"

रंडी बोली "भोसड़ी के, इधर ताली भी नही बजती है, उधर तो नगाडे बजते हैं!"



PS : if this is a repeat.. well.. screw you
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[size="4"]एक बार अपना मस्तभाई कमाठिपुरा जाता
crappy joke... not even a pj... thinking of giving a neg rep to you...
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crappy joke... not even a pj... thinking of giving a neg rep to you...
Why because you don't know Kana Hela
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Muje pata tha Kana Hela hit hoyega isliye hi maine Budmaas ko pehle hi +rep diya tha thread start karne ke liye

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Why because you don't know Kana Hela
What the khap... I thought of writing the same... then change my mind..
My life is such a Kana Hela...
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Chal taang utha ........... Taali bajata hoon........
Oye.. pehle apne andar ke nagaade shaant kar le, vo nityanand hai na tere liye Khali naam ka sharma hai vo, otherwise usko kuch sharam nahi hai
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