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Old August 27th, 2008, 01:15 PM
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Friday Special for the week of 08/25/08

Little Johnny again...................

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how
would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted...
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Old August 27th, 2008, 01:23 PM
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Re: Friday Special for the week of 08/25/08

ek baar ek nawab hota hai. Waqt ke saath nawabi chali jati hai or
khane peene ke vande ho jate hai. ek din aakhir gareebi se dukhi
hoker kuch paise ka jugad karne ke sochte hai or mohalley ke sare
baccho ko bulakar kahte hai jao baccho sub 10-10 paise laker aao
main tum subko tamasha dikhata hu.
Sub bacche apne ma baap se 10-10 paise laker nawab ko dete hai or
tamasha dikhane ko bolte hai….Nawab paise laker subko bhaga deta
hai, Sub bacche gar jaker apne parents se complain karte hai to
puura mohalla nawab ke gar pahuch jata hai….itne logo ko dekhkar
nawab ki g**d phat jati hai or wo mafee mangta hai subse or sub
baccho ko agle din bulata hai Tamasha dikhane ke liye.
Agle din phir sare bacche nawab ke gar aate hai or tamasha dikhane
ko bolte hai…to nawab apni salwar utar ke subko lund dikha dete to
bacche dar jate hai or phir apne parents ko complain karte hai ki
nawab sahib ne tamashe ke naam per lund dikha diya…is baar sare
garwale bahut krodit ho jate hai or nawab ke gar per talware laker
pahuch jate hai.
ek aadmi: nawab benchod baher nikal.
nawab baher aata hai to sub mohalle wale chillaker bolte hai Nawab
sahib aapko sharm nahi aati ki aapne tamashe ke naam per in masoom
baccho ko apna lund dikha diya….
Is per Nawab bola….
Ye to waqt ki ma chud rahi jo Nawabi lode 10-10
paise main dekhne ko mil rahe hai…..
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Old August 27th, 2008, 01:25 PM
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Re: Friday Special for the week of 08/25/08

A guy had an interesting experience recently involving an "older" woman he met at a bar.

She looked pretty darn HOT for 62. She was drinking quite a bit and, while they were chatting, she came right out and asked him if he'd ever had a "sportsman's double" - a mother and daughter threesome.


He said no, but she might be able to talk him into it. So she slams back one last drink, wipes her mouth and, looking directly into his eyes, says, "Tonight's your lucky night."

So they go back to her place, she clicks on the hall light right as they enter her place, and she shouts upstairs:
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Mom! You still awake?"
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Old August 27th, 2008, 02:12 PM
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lolz good ones Amtha..thanx for the TGLC 1z as well..

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Re: Friday Special for the week of 08/25/08

Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet, having each child think up a word that starts with a letter.

They get to "W", and the teacher figures Little Johnny can't think up anything dirty with a "W" so she calls on him.

"Womb!", Little Johnny says.

"That's a good word, Johnny", teacher says. "Is that as in where babies come from?" she asks.

"No", says Johnny, "That's the sound elephants make when they're screwing... you know, "Womb! Womb! Womb!"
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Q. Why did God give men penises?
A. So they"d have at least one way to shut a woman up.

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Q. What"s the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After 5 years your job will still suck..

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Ek sardaar murga bech'ne vaalee dukaan men pahooncha aur murgon ka bhaav poochha.

dukan'daar ne do murge dikhaaye aur bataaya ki ek 10/- kilo hai aur doos'ra 100/- kilo hai.

Sardar surprise ho jaata hai. Kehta hai ki itna antar kyun...

Shopkeeper : 10 Rs. wale murge ko AIDS hai....

Sardar : 10 wala hee dedo.. Khana hai Ga**d thodi na marwaani hai.

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If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

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Opinion is like an ass hole, everyone has one.

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Avoid rape - say yes.

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and finally, here's WTF of the week :

Judge : you are fined Rs.11420/- for rape..

Accused : my lord, why exactly Rs.11,420/-

Judge : Rs.10,000/- for rape,

10.2% entertainment tax

and 4% VAT..

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