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Old June 24th, 2005, 04:30 AM
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I'm Swami Peerji I help you solve problems love problem relationship problem

I'm Swami Peerji. I help you solve all problems. Love problem, relationship problem, no children problem, issue problem, sex problem, white spots on face problem, success in SSC exam problem, college enrollment problem, find girl friend quick problem, find boy friend quick problem, empolyment problem, money problem, finance problem, manager don like you problem, boss hate you problem, family problem, mother-in-law problem, father-in-law problem, brother-in-law problem, sister-in-law problem, wife younger sister problem, wife brother problem, wife hate you problem, husband dislike you problem, respect problem, loan problem, credit card problem, work problem, small problem, big problem, major problem. I'm Swami Peerji. I help you solve problem.

Success result is guarantee in minimum 2 week or maximum 14 day. I have hundred letter from satsified customers.

Thank you for reading. Come today to Swami Peerji.
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Old June 24th, 2005, 04:37 AM
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small problem, big problem, major problem.

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swamiji...i have a small problem.... how am i suppose to differntiate between big problems and major problems ?

thank u in advance

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Old June 24th, 2005, 04:40 AM
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Old June 24th, 2005, 04:43 AM
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Old June 24th, 2005, 05:02 AM
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Success result is guarantee in minimum 2 week or maximum 14 day. I have hundred letter from satsified customers.

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Isn't 2 weeks, 14 days...?
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Old June 24th, 2005, 05:38 AM
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Re: I'm Swami Peerji I help you solve problems love problem relationship problem

Oye, buzz off you Peerjibhoy...
He is Swami Fraudji, guys...I am the reel Peer2Peerji...I am the real McCoy...
All success guaranteed. Wife problem? No Problem..I solveji...I make okji...all phataphut jaldijaldiji...
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Old June 24th, 2005, 05:42 AM
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Oye, buzz off you Peerjibhoy...
He is Swami Fraudji, guys...I am the reel Peer2Peerji...I am the real McCoy...
All success guaranteed. Wife problem? No Problem..I solveji...I make okji...all phataphut jaldijaldiji...
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I know how you'll solve wife problem... "give me your wife... problem solved.."...
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Old June 24th, 2005, 05:44 AM
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I'm Swami Peerji. I help you solve all problems. Love problem, relationship problem, no children problem, issue problem, sex problem, white spots on face problem, success in SSC exam problem, college enrollment problem, find girl friend quick problem, find boy friend quick problem, empolyment problem, money problem, finance problem, manager don like you problem, boss hate you problem, family problem, mother-in-law problem, father-in-law problem, brother-in-law problem, sister-in-law problem, wife younger sister problem, wife brother problem, wife hate you problem, husband dislike you problem, respect problem, loan problem, credit card problem, work problem, small problem, big problem, major problem. I'm Swami Peerji. I help you solve problem.

Success result is guarantee in minimum 2 week or maximum 14 day. I have hundred letter from satsified customers.

Thank you for reading. Come today to Swami Peerji.
Swamiji, How do I contact you. I have a problem and I know only you can solve it.

*********chando bows********
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Old June 24th, 2005, 05:47 AM
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Swamiji, How do I contact you. I have a problem and I know only you can solve it.

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How come??? Have you seen this swami? Have you heard of his "miraculous deeds" from someone else? how can you trust this guy..? How would you go to him?

Anyways, its your personal matter and I should probably stay out of it... best of luck
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Old June 24th, 2005, 06:03 AM
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Re: I'm Swami Peerji I help you solve problems love problem relationship problem

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swamiji...i have a small problem.... how am i suppose to differntiate between big problems and major problems ?

thank u in advance

p.s- narci....sudhar ja
betta vyomkesh,

First hundred member of this club is free help. I know your problem. 1 week your every wish will come true. You want a marriage of your own choice. Your girl friend has left you for an unknown reason and you want her back in your life forever. Pls tell everyone if true or false?

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Old June 24th, 2005, 07:08 AM
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Re: I'm Swami Peerji I help you solve problems love problem relationship problem

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betta vyomkesh,

First hundred member of this club is free help. I know your problem. 1 week your every wish will come true. You want a marriage of your own choice. Your girl friend has left you for an unknown reason and you want her back in your life forever. Pls tell everyone if true or false?

Thank you.
kaun se number waali ki baat kar raha hai?? all my GF's leave me and go....is mein nayi baat kya hai??

narci....grow up

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Old June 24th, 2005, 08:56 AM
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Re: I'm Swami Peerji I help you solve problems love problem relationship problem

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betta vyomkesh,

First hundred member of this club is free help. I know your problem. 1 week your every wish will come true. You want a marriage of your own choice. Your girl friend has left you for an unknown reason and you want her back in your life forever. Pls tell everyone if true or false?

Thank you.
Arey swamiji who says the reason is unknown? We all know the reason - SIZE just kidding
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betta vyomkesh,

First hundred member of this club is free help. I know your problem. 1 week your every wish will come true. You want a marriage of your own choice. Your girl friend has left you for an unknown reason and you want her back in your life forever. Pls tell everyone if true or false?

Thank you.

Swamiji, solve all my problems. Also, i am short of some money to buy my house. about $999,999 i need. Please see to that i have that money in my bank by this weekend

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Swamiji, solve all my problems. Also, i am short of some money to buy my house. about $999,999 i need. Please see to that i have that money in my bank by this weekend

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good one chando!

also swamiji, we also have mr. queer on this board who is gay. if you can give him a blowjob, it would be great.
hey, mr. queer, give this swamiji a visit. he might give you some pleasure.
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good one chando!

also swamiji, we also have mr. queer on this board who is gay. if you can give him a blowjob, it would be great.
hey, mr. queer, give this swamiji a visit. he might give you some pleasure.
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