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Old September 26th, 2014, 12:17 PM
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Funny code comments

Have you seen any funny code comments?
If yes, post them here.


I found this collection on javacodegeeks.com :-

http://www.javacodegeeks.com/2011/07...ents.html?ar=1

// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments

Exception up = new Exception(ďSomething is really wrong.Ē);
throw up; //ha ha

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.

// drunk, fix later

// Magic. Do not touch.

return 1; # returns 1

double penetration; // ouch

/////////////////////////////////////// this is a well commented line

// I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete.

// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.

//Dear future me. Please forgive me.
//I canít even begin to express how sorry I am.

options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

// I have to find a better job

// hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser)


} catch (PartInitException pie) {
// MmmÖ pie
}

// John! If youíll svn remove this once more,
// Iíll shut you, for Godís sake!
// That piece of code is not ďsomething strangeĒ!
// That is THE AUTH VALIDATION.

try {

}
catch (SQLException ex) {
// Basically, without saying too much, youíre screwed. Royally and totally.
}
catch(Exception ex)
{
//If you thought you were screwed before, boy have I news for you!!!
}

// Catching exceptions is for communists

// If youíre reading this, that means you have been put in charge of my previous project.
// I am so, so sorry for you. God speed.
Tweet: If youíre reading this, you have been put in charge of my previous project. I am so, so sorry for you. God speed.. http://ctt.ec/ceBra+

// if i ever see this again iím going to start bringing guns to work

// The magnitude of this hack compares favorably with that of the national debt.
Tweet: The magnitude of this hack compares favorably with that of the national debt. http://ctt.ec/bHara+

//ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

// If this code works, it was written by Paul. If not, I donít know who wrote it

//You are not expected to understand this

/**
* If you donít understand this code, you should be flipping burgers instead.
*/

ĎNO COMMENT

//Abandon all hope yea who enter beyond this point

//Mr. Compiler, please do not read this.

catch (Ex as Exception)
{
// oh crap, we should do something.
}

// TODO make this work

// If you delete the credits, I will fucking kill you.

// This is crap code but itís 3 a.m. and I need to get this working.
Tweet: This is crap code but itís 3 a.m. and I need to get this working.

// For the sins I am about to commit, may James Gosling forgive me
Tweet: For the sins I am about to commit, may James Gosling forgive me

// Houston, we have a problem

// If I from the future read this Iíll back in time and kill myself.
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Old September 26th, 2014, 12:33 PM
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Re: Funny code comments

I remember seeing:

Code:
// no idea what this does
Of course, it was a code that someone had inherited from his colleagues.
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Re: Funny code comments

Can you get anymore fucking geeky than this
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what is geeky about double penetration?
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Re: Funny code comments

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what is geeky about double penetration?
Talking and never doing.......
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