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Old June 2nd, 2005, 05:08 AM
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two guys in a funky car with loud music on driving through a busy street.
they slowed down the car after watching 2 beautifull gals trying to cross road.

Indian ..also trying to cross the road .

one funky dude in car peeps out of window staring mischeviously at one of the beautifull girl.... said....'WOW ..its hot today' (double meaning wala dialogue ??)
the girl giggles, laughs ...and talks to her friend in low voice.

Indian ...curious ..stops crossing road and steps back.

funky dudes ..revearce gear the car and stops before the girls.
some conversation(&%%#$^#8764@##&G+_!S*((&^) between guys & gals . guys get down from car..walks into a cofee shop along with gals.

Indian ...shocked !

i never knew it is so easy to patao a girl !
young + youthfull members like our saxena , chiraag ..can make use of this technique if they wish.
bhai log ..if you know any such techniques ..let us know for helping our younger youth on EC.

btw..this incident happened a few hours ago near by my place.
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Re: Ladki Patao - The right technique

hey you forgot to mention my name... I can also use this technique! Although I dont have a car!

More techniques bhai log...
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Patao- Patao
They like it,
rest what would be the output The God knows, it is -tive mostly.
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Re: Ladki Patao - The right technique

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Indian ...curious ..Indian ...shocked !

i never knew it is so easy to patao a girl !
BhaYa, zamana change. When girls wana have phun they go looking for funky guys with cars, loud music, screeching tires, and paissa in zeb. After they have had few years of phun ... it is time to go searching for dependable, hardworking GUYS LIKE YOU!

Fekts of lyphe!
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Old June 2nd, 2005, 06:56 AM
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After they have had few years of phun ... it is time to go searching for dependable, hardworking GUYS LIKE YOU!

Fekts of lyphe!
bol dalo na seeda ....ke hum chewtiya hain aur ladki log humko istemal kar rahe hain !

aap waha baitkar humara janam kundali pad rahe ho ...theek hain
magar aap ko bata deta hoon....jaisa aap sochte hain waisa main hoo naheen

those funky dudes in car need some instant timepass and result which involves loads of risk. ye bandon ko police bhi pakad sakthi thi ...ya phir ladki log bhi jootey maar sakte they .
Like i said earlier i belong to a generation(not saxena not tantric which takes calculated decisions.
apna philosophy ...ladki bhi pategi aur jootey bhi naheen lagegi

ladki ko dekhna chahiye(aage aur peechey bhi, neechey aur upar bhi) , samajna chahiye , plan karneka ...phir aage badney ka.


it took 3 days for me to make my first move ..the first time
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Here Money talks!! Not the brains...
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Here Money talks!! Not the brains...
Couldn't agree with you more! I guess thats exactly what tantu pai is also trying to convey!

Indian pai, you must be those (as my female friends call it) "take home" kinds! I mean, they can show their parents... think of settling down with one day! (Weird phunda noh?)

Anyways, I have a nice quote - One day you'll meet that special someone, with whom you might get married to and settle down with..... till then, enjoy with the wrong ones!
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bol dalo na seeda ....ke hum chewtiya hain aur ladki log humko istemal kar rahe hain !

aap waha baitkar humara janam kundali pad rahe ho ...theek hain
magar aap ko bata deta hoon....jaisa aap sochte hain waisa main hoo naheen

those funky dudes in car need some instant timepass and result which involves loads of risk. ye bandon ko police bhi pakad sakthi thi ...ya phir ladki log bhi jootey maar sakte they .
Like i said earlier i belong to a generation(not saxena not tantric which takes calculated decisions.
apna philosophy ...ladki bhi pategi aur jootey bhi naheen lagegi

ladki ko dekhna chahiye(aage aur peechey bhi, neechey aur upar bhi) , samajna chahiye , plan karneka ...phir aage badney ka.


it took 3 days for me to make my first move ..the first time
amma yaar, tantu baba is speaking through his experience of lyfe smajha kar yaar
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Old June 3rd, 2005, 12:14 AM
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Here Money talks!! Not the brains...
you guys are pathetic.
jawani ke naam par ek kalank.
sharam karo
you guys dont even try and give up so easily
main poochtha hoon ....kya ladki pataney ka haq sirf paisa walon ko hota hain ?? naheen...!!

the % of ladki log who goes only for money are very very less... and they are pathetic to spend time with.
my expereince says it.

3 days i observed a girl waiting at a bus stand. she is so beautifull !
next day i approached her ..saying ...
Indian: 'are you from XYZ college ?'
girl: NO
Indian: 'Is your name ABC ?'
girl: NO
Indian: 'Sorry i thought you were ABC'
girl: OK..its alright

walked away ..
Next day, buss arives..girl standing in bus looks out for Indian(probably)
Indian: throws a smile..just a smile
girl: (probably she was acting confused)

Next day ..buss arives.girl standing in bus does not look out for me, tries to ignore me . Bus left..
Indian ignored and sad

Next day..
buss arrives

Indian: (persistent & sticking to plan) concentrating & continuosly staring at the girl
bus starts slowly ..leaving bus stand
Indianplan failed??)
girl: dont care Indian !
Indianplan failed?? sad already)
girl: suddenly she turns back
Indian:
girl: she smiles back

Indian ..ki life ban gayi !
abhi agey kya hua, ye mat poocho .

arey ye tho kuch naheen tha..ek middle class ladki thi ...saaf seedha .
Next time ... aur ek type ki ladki..very challenging task. cause ..she was rich , stylish, modern,educated, complex.....he he he ..and above all married
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Indian pai, you must be those (as my female friends call it) "take home" kinds! I mean, they can show their parents... think of settling down with one day! (Weird phunda noh?)
yes... some ladki log are smart as you said. i always maintain a distance away from those kind (atleast 500m)
keep reading my posts here and if you think i am still a 'take home' type, cant help.

from what i have seen ...
people with good communication skills + average looks(below average) were most successfull ...in ladki patao matters. Not the money & car
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A Kwaishchun?

Wot do I do if a ladki is trying to patao me, even thoug she knows I am married?
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bol dalo na seeda ....ke hum chewtiya hain aur ladki log humko istemal kar rahe hain !

aap waha baitkar humara janam kundali pad rahe ho ...theek hain
magar aap ko bata deta hoon....jaisa aap sochte hain waisa main hoo naheen

it took 3 days for me to make my first move ..the first time
Ok ... theek. Hum khus hue ... aap ke uper daya aa gayeli aaj. I'll help you. Teen days to patao one ladki? By the time I am finished ... with you ... you'll be doing three in one day ... pramise.

We will have to start from the scratch ... erase from memory all the secrets you learned/learnt from Mastram Mastana books on how to patao. Can you manage that?

Now ...
what kind of women you after?
Beautiful/ does not matter you are too desparate to bother
Motis/patlis?
sayanis/ardhsayanis?
seedhees/matwalis?
goris/kaals?
how often do you intend to change them?
temporarys/permanent?
Age group ... 20/24 25/32 33/39
Last but the most important kuesionwa ... what do you want them for? I meant what is your purpose?
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A Kwaishchun?

Wot do I do if a ladki is trying to patao me, even thoug she knows I am married?
Give me her number if she is not already married.
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Tantu Bhai, giladly number doonga, but her angreji is limited to "hello, how are you". uske baad japani bolni padegi.
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