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Old January 24th, 2007, 12:03 PM
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Talking PaPpU pAsS hO gAyA :)

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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?

PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?

PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America .

PAPPU : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : PAPPU!

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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?

PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong

PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".

PAPPU : I is...

TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"

PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,

but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish

him?"

PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ?

FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?

PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher
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Old January 24th, 2007, 12:18 PM
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Re: PaPpU pAsS hO gAyA :)

Termi.....Aajaa......Chabhai aaj tera bakraa hai.

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Re: PaPpU pAsS hO gAyA :)

Fantastic...this is a repeat!!!
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Re: PaPpU pAsS hO gAyA :)

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Fantastic...this is a repeat!!!
How is this a repeat?? Hain? Your post had Little Johny, this one has Pappu..

This one is funnier...
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Re: PaPpU pAsS hO gAyA :)

I think somebody hacked sunit's ID for a while to do this nonsense (concerning FONTS's style and size

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nice! ache hain...khuch thore purane bhi hain
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Old January 25th, 2007, 12:05 PM
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Apna PaPpu abhi bada ho gaya.. Uski shaadi PaPpi se ho gayi.. Ek baar he went to phoren for biziness visit. Atchkully he was having little affair (lafda) on the side.. PaPpi was suspicious but did not say it in the open.

PaPu wrote to PaPpi from phoren.

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Dear PaPpi,

I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart!


Your husband
PaPpu

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Dearest sweetheart PaPpu,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.

2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

3. Our landlord is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.

4. Grocery store baniya did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items…….

5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don’t worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!

Your Sweet Heart PaPpi


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Old January 26th, 2007, 07:03 AM
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hehe...papu ne bhagein ini sari papeyan..
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Re: PaPpU pAsS hO gAyA :)

Soniya ji...welcome to EC board .





any relation to your namesake (Mrs. Gandhi).
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Old January 26th, 2007, 02:04 PM
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Re: PaPpU pAsS hO gAyA :)

Let me try to tiggle your funny bone

A very old lady teacher of English ask this question to Pappoo.

Teacher: When I say "I am beautiful", which tense is it?

Pappoo: It's the past of course.
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