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Old August 9th, 2011, 01:45 PM
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Re: Zindagi Na Mile Dobara - Travel Channel and Dr. Phil you have competition, but dont worry its shitty

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item song, and P.s not picturized in khet as u imagined.
khet mein flutter flutter hota bhi naheen...kheton mein to matka le ke goriya dances stomping the floor till the crops stop growing...
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khet mein flutter flutter hota bhi naheen...kheton mein to matka le ke goriya dances stomping the floor till the crops stop growing...
not bad, ur catching on...
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Old August 9th, 2011, 01:54 PM
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Re: Zindagi Na Mile Dobara - Travel Channel and Dr. Phil you have competition, but dont worry its shitty

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name and lyrics of the title song?? or is it an item song??

its another shayari from farhan akhtar.

huaa kuchh yoon dard dil main
ki zindagi ho gayi tttar bitar
hosh aaya to mashook ki god main
aur usne pyaar se kaha .. flutter flutter...

wah wah ...... wah wah
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Old August 9th, 2011, 02:52 PM
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Re: Zindagi Na Mile Dobara - Travel Channel and Dr. Phil you have competition, but dont worry its shitty

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Okay how many of you have seen or see Travel Channel? How many enjoy the exotic locales and wish you could travel there?

And now, how many have seen scamster pop psychologists on TV or complete blathering idiots like Dr. Phil? I have seen a couple of episodes just to see how this whole scam works. It was quite entertaining. The kind of psychology or 'therapy' dished out on such shows is quite funny to watch.

Well, now imagine Zoya Akhtar and Farhan Akhtar growing up in the Javed Akhtar household with just one tv. One sibling wanting to see exotic places and the other some bullshit psychology? Well, one outcome is they make a movie like Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara.


The movie is nothing but 3 friends, who are adults but believe and remain true to childhood fantasies. They decide to take a road trip before one of them gets married. So one friend is engaged and the others join in for the road trip.

So this is the setup for the Dr. Phil ... ahem .. Dr. Zoya Akhtar show. Throw in some very obvious, almost unbelievable 'personal issues' and put them in a exotic locale (this must be Farhan's idea) and voila you have idiots wasting their time and money watching such drivel.

The film is very badly edited, has too much of pop psychology thrown in and is only a great visual treat for a few scenes of Spain. Maybe Spanish tourism industry decided to beg Bollywood to come and make a film. Whatever, but I prefer watching the travel channel or national geographic minus the manufactured and completely bullshit melodrama.

Not a single song can be easily hummed along, the music is more like 'Ehsaan Loy and Shankar want to now join a mediocre pop band' and nothing which has either Hindi nor English taste. Its a hot potch somewhere, the singers all yell out the songs. No one sings them, they just shout the song at high pitch.

Stupid movie, and would have been digestable if the stars were like 12th standard kids. Offcourse Hrithik Roshan right now needs anything that will wipe off his loser streak. So even a little bit of willingness of the audience to come see on screen must be giving him a hard on after the disaster of his last few films.
great review.... I totally got pissed off by Farhan Akthar who is a natural big bore. He can never get into a role he was trying to portray !! At least not with his great hamming skills.
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Re: Zindagi Na Mile Dobara - Travel Channel and Dr. Phil you have competition, but dont worry its shitty

nice review cha ...

the movie kinda sucked ... as you mentioned, artificially inflated emotional problems handled by idiots wisely ...

anyways, on your play of words .. laughed a lot ...
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Re: Zindagi Na Mile Dobara - Travel Channel and Dr. Phil you have competition, but dont worry its shitty

Thank God at least some folks understood what I was trying to say.
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Old August 10th, 2011, 03:22 AM
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Re: Zindagi Na Mile Dobara - Travel Channel and Dr. Phil you have competition, but dont worry its shitty

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Thank God at least some folks understood what I was trying to say.
what I have understood is that the movie should have been about 3 females instead of males...the 3 being shilpa shirodkar, vidya balan and ekta kapoor(?)

shilpa shirodkar is the moshi moshi babe...trader babe and wears all those tight fitting office dresses that dirty's female colleagues wear to harass him...

vidya balan always keeps cracking dirty jokes and adult shayari...ala ishqiya and dirty movie style...her biological mother is shabaana aazmi...

ekta kapoor is the one getting married...to madhur bhandarkar...

I think then your rating would be even higher than if da-bang, singham and robot are all combined into one 6 hour movie

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Old August 10th, 2011, 03:29 AM
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Re: Zindagi Na Mile Dobara - Travel Channel and Dr. Phil you have competition, but dont worry its shitty

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Okay how many of you have seen or see Travel Channel? How many enjoy the exotic locales and wish you could travel there?

And now, how many have seen scamster pop psychologists on TV or complete blathering idiots like Dr. Phil? I have seen a couple of episodes just to see how this whole scam works. It was quite entertaining. The kind of psychology or 'therapy' dished out on such shows is quite funny to watch.

Well, now imagine Zoya Akhtar and Farhan Akhtar growing up in the Javed Akhtar household with just one tv. One sibling wanting to see exotic places and the other some bullshit psychology? Well, one outcome is they make a movie like Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara.


The movie is nothing but 3 friends, who are adults but believe and remain true to childhood fantasies. They decide to take a road trip before one of them gets married. So one friend is engaged and the others join in for the road trip.

So this is the setup for the Dr. Phil ... ahem .. Dr. Zoya Akhtar show. Throw in some very obvious, almost unbelievable 'personal issues' and put them in a exotic locale (this must be Farhan's idea) and voila you have idiots wasting their time and money watching such drivel.

The film is very badly edited, has too much of pop psychology thrown in and is only a great visual treat for a few scenes of Spain. Maybe Spanish tourism industry decided to beg Bollywood to come and make a film. Whatever, but I prefer watching the travel channel or national geographic minus the manufactured and completely bullshit melodrama.

Not a single song can be easily hummed along, the music is more like 'Ehsaan Loy and Shankar want to now join a mediocre pop band' and nothing which has either Hindi nor English taste. Its a hot potch somewhere, the singers all yell out the songs. No one sings them, they just shout the song at high pitch.

Stupid movie, and would have been digestable if the stars were like 12th standard kids. Offcourse Hrithik Roshan right now needs anything that will wipe off his loser streak. So even a little bit of willingness of the audience to come see on screen must be giving him a hard on after the disaster of his last few films.

AGREE.

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Re: Zindagi Na Mile Dobara - Travel Channel and Dr. Phil you have competition, but dont worry its shitty

I think its a good movie
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Re: Zindagi Na Mile Dobara - Travel Channel and Dr. Phil you have competition, but dont worry its shitty

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what I have understood is that the movie should have been about 3 females instead of males...the 3 being shilpa shirodkar, vidya balan and ekta kapoor(?)

shilpa shirodkar is the moshi moshi babe...trader babe and wears all those tight fitting office dresses that dirty's female colleagues wear to harass him...

vidya balan always keeps cracking dirty jokes and adult shayari...ala ishqiya and dirty movie style...her biological mother is shabaana aazmi...

ekta kapoor is the one getting married...to madhur bhandarkar...

I think then your rating would be even higher than if da-bang, singham and robot are all combined into one 6 hour movie
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Re: Zindagi Na Mile Dobara - Travel Channel and Dr. Phil you have competition, but dont worry its shitty

movie was OK.
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...I hope I have not screwed the movie for anyone. Offcourse Times Of India was the media partner - yes I do read the opening credits closely - and so you can expect rave reviews where the reviewer gets orgasms watching the movie. Why? Because I am sure that poor sod smiles and laughs and cries all at once when he gets his paycheck!
Haha i saw this one finally, thanks to it being on Netflix instant streaming and actually your review is much more entertaining than the movie.

Only, probably, Travel channel would have never shown Spain in such a glory. i actually felt like visiting Spain after seeing this one.

Let me add some Spoiler findings here -


1. The whole thing is for the bachelor's party for a marriage that does not happen.
2. Ever used 'Asli Baap' in any swearing matches- Here, one actually goes in search of his 'Asli Baap'

3. You can be rich as having a 3 BR flat in a London upmarket area and be as good looking as Hrithik Roshan, but have a 3 time failure in Love, including a rejection in an arranged marriage.
4. Spain is good. You can just pick up girls and bang them easily.
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what I have understood is that the movie should have been about 3 females instead of males...the 3 being shilpa shirodkar, vidya balan and ekta kapoor(?)

shilpa shirodkar is the moshi moshi babe...trader babe and wears all those tight fitting office dresses that dirty's female colleagues wear to harass him...

vidya balan always keeps cracking dirty jokes and adult shayari...ala ishqiya and dirty movie style...her biological mother is shabaana aazmi...

ekta kapoor is the one getting married...to madhur bhandarkar...

I think then your rating would be even higher than if da-bang, singham and robot are all combined into one 6 hour movie
Nice review! Even if the movie you refer to exists only in the realm of imagination as of now.
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Spain is good. You can just pick up girls and bang them easily.
ERr.. just curious did you mean you can pick up chicks easily and bang them or....
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ERr.. just curious did you mean you can pick up chicks easily and bang them or....
No ... sorry to disappoint you.

The meaning here is that travel to Spain, which is tantamount to exploring interesting, foreign cultures, is an exhilarating experience, at least in theory, unless you are the type who gets all hassled planning this, that and every aspect of your travelling experience.

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