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Old August 31st, 2001, 09:17 AM
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Cool Turn off sex, turn on TV: India's population solution

New Delhi, August 30: Government hopes to glue people to their television sets at bedtime so that they stop having sex and help keep a rein on the one-billion-plus population, news reports said on Thursday.

As part of its family planning policy, the government has decided to make TV sets cheaper for India's entertainment-starved masses, Health Minister C.P. Thakur said.

"Entertainment is an important component of the population policy," the Minister told in Parliament. "We want people to watch television."

Members said they were worried that India's population, which crossed the billion mark in May, would soon overtake the world's most populous nation, China.

http://www.expressindia.com/fullstory.php?newsid=1751

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wow ..great solution!!!!!!!!
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Old August 31st, 2001, 09:22 AM
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Buy then TV.. They will buy VCR's phir sab ke sab video rental jaa kar dharmik film (vo hi neela wala) le kar ayenge.. phir Indian govt will have to rethink their strategy.. bhagwaan hi bachaye population control ko...
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Old August 31st, 2001, 09:25 AM
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baywatch vagerah bhi ban karna padega..arre baywatch nahin rahega to public tv dekehgi kyun??!!
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If you really want to reduce India's population, you should put sound mufflers in the railway engines. When the railways go through the villages they make such a noise - and wake the residents at 4 am!! Its too early to get up, too late to sleep.

So putting sound mufflers on railway engines would solve our population problems




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shring dear..railway tunnel waala joke

good one nevertheless!!
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Good one shring !!! The sarcasm hits hard !!

So, who exactly are these super genius minds who come up with such bright ideas??? It's scary to think that these retards are actually making decisions for the country.

On the same lines,another wonderful method of birth control will be to make soaps extremely expensive. Almost like 1500 rupees for a small bar. This will make sure that the couples will take bath once a month. So, they gonna stink like socks for the rest of the month. This will be a surefire deterrant against their desire to get physical. I mean, who would want to make love to fish market.
So no sex..no babies.
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Cool Another try

Kahi aisa na ho ki bacche tv dehke aur maa baap nischint hokar ..... No but they say that America had a baby boom when there were frequent power cuts sorry dont remember the year!

Everything is worth a try until they finally conclude that the chopper is the only solution!
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can be stop pest control. There will be so many mosquitos every where they will make it impossible to.....

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can be stop pest control. There will be so many mosquitos every where they will make it impossible to.....

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abhi kam hain yaar...??

phir machchar ki jansankyha ko kaun control karega bhai??woh hum ko hi kha jaayenge!!!
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abhi kam hain yaar...??

phir machchar ki jansankyha ko kaun control karega bhai??woh hum ko hi kha jaayenge!!!
Macharon ko TV khareed denge.. bas control ho jayega un ka population bhi.
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population solution

to control population Indian Govt. should make a law to have one child per family.
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china tried the option that u suggested, their population did come down but at what cost??????????
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Have you tried sex in front of your TV ..

You dont miss nothin' soap or sex.
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china tried the option that u suggested, their population did come down but at what cost??????????
nandiniji...at what cost please tell me ......i m not aware of that.
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On the same lines,another wonderful method of birth control will be to make soaps extremely expensive. Almost like 1500 rupees for a small bar. This will make sure that the couples will take bath once a month. So, they gonna stink like socks for the rest of the month. This will be a surefire deterrant against their desire to get physical. I mean, who would want to make love to fish market.
Are mere bhai
They have LUX fish scented soap, fish flavored Pan Parag.
Fish market in some far east asian countries smell fresher then first class compartments of local trains or airconditioned five star hotel or restaurents in India, Pakistan or Bangladesh.



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