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Old May 16th, 2003, 10:19 AM
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Official Friday thread for May 16th 2003

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the
following conversation took place:

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able
to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife
that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife
that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise
my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth
guy has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't
said anything about what you had to do to be able to come
fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off,
I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said,
"Fishing or Sex" and she said,
"Wear a sweater."
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Old May 16th, 2003, 10:32 AM
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Old May 16th, 2003, 10:35 AM
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I guess cha pai wants to go fishing this weekend
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Old May 16th, 2003, 10:38 AM
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Old May 16th, 2003, 10:39 AM
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A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
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"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
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cha pai signature nikal diya :(

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http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/c...?msid=46573974
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Re: cha pai signature nikal diya :(

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subah se 5 logon ne ye link bhaija mere ko

ab tune idhar bhi laga diya

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Re: Re: cha pai signature nikal diya :(

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subah se 5 logon ne ye link bhaija mere ko

ab tune idhar bhi laga diya

benjo 5 logon ney tereku forward kiya lekin phir bhi tuney yahan nahin lagaya,so yeh nake kaam maine hi kar diya
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Re: Re: Re: cha pai signature nikal diya :(

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benjo 5 logon ney tereku forward kiya lekin phir bhi tuney yahan nahin lagaya,so yeh nake kaam maine hi kar diya

kya yaar ye sab sunwane ka sabko

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This is such a old news and TOI had toi find it now?? Where were they? Under a rock??

I remember when I was in India, around 1992. Mid-Day used to carry Massage Parlour ads in Classified section. We were sure this was some shady thing because all the parlours were in Grant Road which is known red light area in Mumbai. So just for kicks we decided to call. We called and the guy on the other side said -"Come here and we will alk in details." So we persisted and said what type of massage is available. The huy said -"Arey idhar aa jao saab, kakdi massage milega" and then he disconnected.

The difference in todays massage parlours as you can hear from the news story is that you now have "English Talking" whores and pimps.
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Massage parlours ... late seventies they were called and advertised as "Dance learning school and academy" ... spread all over ... couple in Bandra, one near Ness Baug Petit House (Grant Road) and few in Colaba ...

You sellected your teacher, paid for dance lesson, went in the room, danced few minutes, teacher knew about dance as much as you know about being a dalit ... in few minutes she started rubbing you wrong way ... leaving you no choice but to ask for further prices ...

Vertical dancing lesson was cheap at 5 or 10 ruppees ... horizontal lessons cost a month's lunches!
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Massage parlours ... late seventies they were called and advertised as "Dance learning school and academy" ... spread all over ... couple in Bandra, one near Ness Baug Petit House (Grant Road) and few in Colaba ...

You sellected your teacher, paid for dance lesson, went in the room, danced few minutes, teacher knew about dance as much as you know about being a dalit ... in few minutes she started rubbing you wrong way ... leaving you no choice but to ask for further prices ...

Vertical dancing lesson was cheap at 5 or 10 ruppees ... horizontal lessons cost a month's lunches!
Saala kuch bhi ho yaar, In this world oldest business, they atleast have some creativity , I mean pehle dance class, now massage center, what would be next ? Chaat ki dukan
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