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Fowarded...Jokes.!
Post the jokes you got in your whatsap or email forwarded to you from your friends, acquaintances etc..
Ram aur Raavan Bade Seriously yudh kar rahe the. Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko Khada Dekha aur Bola. Raavan: Chal Yaar Bye. Ram: Kya Hua Yudh toh poora kar ? Raavan : Nahi yaar bas Bye, Leja tu sita ko. Ram: Arre hua kya, Ruk to sahi. Ravan: Nahi yaar le ja, I am sorry O.K. Ram : Are Bhai Bata to sahi hua kya??? Ravan: Kuch nahi Bhai baat hi Khatam, koi Tension koi Fikar ki baat nahi, tu leja. Ram: Nahi pehle bata pleeeeeeez, tuje meri kasam, kya hua??? Ravaan: Bas rehne d yaar, aise thodi hota hai, itni si baat ke liye tune Rajnikanth ko bula liya....
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HA HA HA. Good one..
A little difficult to decide whether the climax was funnier or the build-up to it.
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MMS ne Tushar Kapoor ko berozgar kar diya
Heard Rohit Shetty has signed MMS for Golmaal 4 ![]()
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1980- Suhagrat ke pahle dulhan ko uski saheli kyaa sikhati thi?
Chillana mat, wo jo kare karne dena. 2013- Jor se chillana, taaki usko lage ki opening batsman wohi hai. ![]()
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It's more like 'Jor se chillana "Marital rape!!!"'
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Ek Acident huaa..
Bahut Bheed jama ho gayi.. Pappu ko dekhne ka mauka nahi mil raha tha! . . Usne bahut koshish ki par kuch bhi nahi dekh paya . . Pappu dimaag laga kar zorr se bola – Ye mera BAAP hai.. . . Bheed pichhe hati.. . . . Toh Dekha KUTTA mara pada tha.!..
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Boyfriend texts :"hey baby, what r you doing.??
. . Girlfriend:"Sirdard kar raha hai jaanu sone jaa rahi hu.... and you sweet heart..? . . . . Boyfriend:"mai Cinema Hall me, tere piche baitha popcorn kha raha hu..
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Killer shayaris.......
Using your brain is strictly & very strictly prohibited.. 1) Na jaan Na pehchaan, Tu mera mehmaan, And the award goes to A.R.Rehman . . 2) Kisiko na thi mere pyar ki khabar, Kisiko na thi mere pyar ki khabar, Diagram galat ho gaya, Rubber de Rubber . . 3) Teri adao pe mein waari waari, Dial 139 for railway enquiry. . . 4) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf, The number you are trying is currently switched off . . 5) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo, Naya godrej powder hair dye, Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo. . . 6) Yuh khamosh reh kar tadpogi kabtak, Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK . . 7) Mehngai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo, Mehngai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo, Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh Babu... . . 8)Mein hoon yahan Tu hai wahan, Mein hoon yahan Tu hai wahan, LIFEBUOY hai jahan Tandurusti hai wahan... . . 9) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna, Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna, BASANTI in kutton ke samne mat nachna.... . . 10) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala, Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala..!! . . 11) Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach, Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach, Asali Masale Sach Sach MDH.....MDH ...!! . . 12) Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Puraana, Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Puraana, Didi Tera Devar Deewana.. . . 13) Naach Bulbul Naach, tujhe paisa milega Hum CID se hai, Koi apne jagah se nahi hilega...!!
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Wah wah wah...
Arz hai... Zindagi ne diye hai bade dhoke.. Ab bas bhi karo...bolne doge Zindagi ne diye hai bade dhoke Maine kaha zindagi ne diye hai bade dhoke Ussne kaha chalta hai it's ok. |
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The reason women will never start
proposing is because, the moment they get on their knees.. Men will start unzipping ![]()
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Boy to Girl: Tum Ladkiyan jab Susu
karti to usme, sssssssshh.. ki Aawaz kyun aati hai. Girl Said: kyun ki hamare aage.. 6 inch ka Silencer nahi Laga hota. Boy ladki ke saamne pant utarkar bola: kya tumhare paas aisa hai? Girl panti utarkar boli: jinke paas aisi hoti hai unke paas inki koi kami nahi hoti
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Boy: Chalo day night match khelte hai.
Girl: Nahi, 3 din ke bad. Boy: Why? Girl: Pitch abhi gili hai, tum chaho to wollyboll khel sakte ho ![]()
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Santa ki wife Tours & Travels
magazine padhte huye: Is baar 2nd honeymoon ke liye GREECE kaisa rahega? Santa: Kyon? TEL mein kya kharabi hai..!! ![]() ![]()
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