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Old September 30th, 2009, 12:32 PM
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Weekly Special......Week of 09/28/09.

One day a lady went into a fishing shop to buy her husband a fishing pole for his birthday.

She picked up a really nice looking pole and asked the salesman how much it was. The sales man says, "I am blind but if you give me the pole I can tell how much it is by the weight."

So the lady gives him the pole and he says, "That pole is worth $45." She was amazed at how cheap that was.

So then she picked up another really nice pole, hands it to the man and he says, "This pole is worth $55." she decided that was also really cheap.

And then she picks the nicest looking pole in the place and handed it to the man and he says, "This pole is our best and it is $70." she told him that she would take it.

As she was getting the fishing pole all rung up, she had to fart really really badly. She decided since the man was blind that it really wouldn't matter if she farted in front of him so she just let it loose.

All of a sudden the man says, "It all comes up to $80."

Confused the lady says to him, "But you said the fishing pole was only $70."

He said, "It is. Its $70 for the fishing pole and $10 for the duck call."
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Old September 30th, 2009, 12:55 PM
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He said, "It is. Its $70 for the fishing pole and $10 for the duck call."


Story of many I guess

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2 . Married
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Old September 30th, 2009, 01:20 PM
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Re: Weekly Special......Week of 09/28/09.

badiya hai, badiya hai..
Kya baat bhai.. aaj kal doggie style chal raha hai.. "Visit to a kennel" par essay likh rahe ho kya?
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Santa : Are yar, sari rat train me so nahi paya
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Santa : Train me upper birth mila tha
Banta : Are to fir exchange karne ka na
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Test Paper.
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So which one are you?
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So which one are you?
I was back of the class crew

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Re: Weekly Special......Week of 09/28/09.

This may be a repeat... but the punch line, I am sure, is new...

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, a woman becomes Tibet ... Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.














THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.
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Something to ponder upon


Why is it that if you cross the North Korean border illegally you get thrown into prison and get 12 years at hard labor?

If you cross the Iranian border while out leisurely hiking in the hills you get arrested and imprisoned.

But if you cross the U.S. border illegally you get a driver's license, a Social Security card and free health care? Whose bright idea was this anyway?
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God's Vacation


God decides it's time he has a vacation. So he asks St. Peter for his assistance.

St. Peter says, "Why don't you go to Mercury?"

"Oh no!" says God, "I went there 25,000 years ago and got the worst sunburn of my life."

St. Peter says, "How about Pluto?"

"Oh no!" says God, "I went there 10,000 years ago, broke my leg skiing."

St. Peter says, " How about earth?"

"Oh no!" says God, "I went there 2,000 years ago knocked up some jewish chick and I've been hearing about it ever since."
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I really want to say something about myself... and I will use this joke-thread as a pretext. Here's my journey in life,



When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.


When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.


In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.


When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.


When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find girl with some real ambition.


When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.



I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
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This may be a repeat... but the punch line, I am sure, is new...

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, a woman becomes Tibet ... Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.














THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.



Somewhat similar is here.
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Somewhat similar is here.
Ha... but us mein punch line nahin hai. If you want I will remove the entire joke and just keep the punch line
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