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Old June 19th, 2014, 07:10 PM
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A couple went to a Sex Therapist office at a BIG Corporate Hospital.
The doctor asked,"What can I do for you?"
The man said,"Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said,"There's nothing wrong with you are doing" and charged them Rs.1300.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor and then leave.
Finally the doctor asked,"exactly what are you trying to find out?"
The man said, ."We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Oberoi charges Rs. 15000,
Taj charges Rs.14000 ,
Le Meridian charges Rs.12500.
We do it here for Rs.1300,
Punch line is yet to come..........
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Old June 19th, 2014, 08:22 PM
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Bahut purana joke hai jagmohan ..
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Old June 19th, 2014, 08:23 PM
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In a Group Discussion we were asked to say a few words about 'Sex'.. so I said 'Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure.' and sat down.
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Old June 19th, 2014, 08:28 PM
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This beats Marathi and Gult names ..

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Old June 22nd, 2014, 07:10 AM
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Re: Joke for Today!

Gujarati GF: Mane McDonald ma lai ja
BF: Eno spelling bol to...

GF: Ek kam kar KFC ma lai ja
BF: Enu fullform bol to....

GF: Reva de vaghri.! Gathiya khavdavi De.... ��

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Husband And Wife Dono Market
Gaye To Ek Ladki Ne Hello Kiya..
Wife: Kaun Thi Wo..?

Husband: Tum Plz Dimag Kharab
Mat Karo,
Abhi Usko Bhi Batana Hai Ki Tum
Kaun Ho...!
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Old June 24th, 2014, 11:52 AM
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Re: Joke for Today!

Q: Which is the biggest lie ever said in a hindi film?

A: Zeenat Aman in a bikini singing & asking , "Kya dekhte ho?".

And Feroz khan replies, "Surat tumhari"....
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Old June 24th, 2014, 11:54 AM
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Kiss karte samay ladki sochti hai,
ladka soch rha hoga,
kitni sundar hai
iske gaal kitne soft hai,

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Old June 25th, 2014, 01:46 PM
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किसी का सवाल था..
अच्छे दिन आ गये क्या ?

जवाब- भईया अभी दस दिन पहले आप के भाई कि शादी हुई थी,
उन के बच्चे हो गये क्या ?
अरे यार सब्र तो करो..
सरकार पांच साल के लिए चुनी है..
दस दिन के लिए नही..अच्छे दिन तो आयेंगे.........................
दिमाग की दही कर दी ....
दस दिनों से .....
अरे कोंग्रेस ने 65 सालों से जब डंडा दे रखा था ..
तब जुबान से एक शब्द तक बाहर नहीं निकलता था .......
अब मोदी जी को वोट क्या दे दिया ....
कुछ लोग हथेली पर सरसों उगाने पर तुल गए है...
सच्ची बात तो यह है की सही नतीजे 4 साल बाद मिलने शुरू होंगे ....
और पूरा 100% नतीजा चाहिए ...
तो मोदी जी को दो और कार्यकाल देने होंगे ........
सवाल 1000 सालों से दबी हुई भारतमाता का है .......
ये दो मिनट का मैगी नूडल नहीं है
कुछ तो धैर्य रखों मेरे भाई...!
Marvi se bhi khatarnak congressi ko maine yeh forward kiya, uska jawab paste

65 saal se congress thi to kya ab tak sab nagge ghum rahe the kya....?

65 saal se congress thi to kya ab tak sab gobar khaa rahe the kya..?

65 saal se congress thi to kya sab jangal me rah rahe the kya..?

65 saal se congress thi to kya sab bina pade likhe hai kya..?

65 saal se congress thi to kya bail-gaadi me ghum rahe the kya..?

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65 saal me jo vikaas hua kya o MODI ki Mummy ne Kiya...?

65 saal me jo collage..road..company bane kya o Modi ki wife ne kiya..?

65 saal me hum 1.25 c.r. hone ke baad bhi...4 waar karne ke baad bhi. world me india ka naam hai


wait karo 2 saal.....fir baat karna.....Modi ne kya ukhaada...and congress ne kya kiya 65 saal me.....

I really pity these blind congressis
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Marvi se bhi khatarnak congressi ko maine yeh forward kiya, uska jawab paste

65 saal se congress thi to kya ab tak sab nagge ghum rahe the kya....?

65 saal se congress thi to kya ab tak sab gobar khaa rahe the kya..?

65 saal se congress thi to kya sab jangal me rah rahe the kya..?

65 saal se congress thi to kya sab bina pade likhe hai kya..?

65 saal se congress thi to kya bail-gaadi me ghum rahe the kya..?

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65 saal me jo vikaas hua kya o MODI ki Mummy ne Kiya...?

65 saal me jo collage..road..company bane kya o Modi ki wife ne kiya..?

65 saal me hum 1.25 c.r. hone ke baad bhi...4 waar karne ke baad bhi. world me india ka naam hai


wait karo 2 saal.....fir baat karna.....Modi ne kya ukhaada...and congress ne kya kiya 65 saal me.....

I really pity these blind congressis

Very true!! Jiss thaali me khaaya uussii me chhed kiyaa :sad:
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Very true!! Jiss thaali me khaaya uussii me chhed kiyaa :sad:
Thanks for accepting that congressis are like that
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Question: Agar Raam Sita Hai, Toh Raam Kaun Hai?
Answer: Darji.
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Messi carrying Argentina.
Neymar carrying Brazil.
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British Airways carrying England.



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Messi carrying Argentina.
Neymar carrying Brazil.
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British Airways carrying England.



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Did you copy/paste that from sneha's allapam?
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Sex Karte Hue Ladki Ko Hichki Aayi
Ladka: “Kya Hua Maine Zor Se Dala Kya?”
Ladki: “Nahi Re Chutiye, Tu Jaldi Kar Aur Log Bhi Yaad Kar Rahe Hai”
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