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Old September 8th, 2008, 11:00 AM
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Talking US Presidential elections 2008 - Joke thread

Okay folks, as the US Presidential elections 2008 draw closer, there is a lot of media coverage and sound bites. But I thought of focussing on the humour that goes with this. Many late night talk show hosts already have a litany of jokes on both candidates.

So this thread is a way to have a collection of interesting jokes and funny situations that each of us comes across related to this topic.

Here goes my contribution (from an email from a close friend)

Obama just lost the black vote
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Old September 8th, 2008, 12:45 PM
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Fox News : Sarah Palin has foreign policy experience because she's from Alaska, because, well, it's next to Russia.
Not sure whether to laugh or cry.
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Old September 8th, 2008, 04:11 PM
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Fox News : Sarah Palin has foreign policy experience because she's from Alaska, because, well, it's next to Russia.
Not sure whether to laugh or cry.
lol!
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Old September 8th, 2008, 04:37 PM
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Fox News : Sarah Palin has foreign policy experience because she's from Alaska, because, well, it's next to Russia.
Not sure whether to laugh or cry.
Palin is the joke!

Ravibhai ... being an Indian and knowing what it stands for ... you still watch Fox?
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Palin is the joke!

Ravibhai ... being an Indian and knowing what it stands for ... you still watch Fox?
ravi saab is a complete liberal! obviously he is keeping tabs on the opposition! unfortunately, that involves watching scifi channels like fox news!
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Re: US Presidential elections 2008 - Joke thread

Not an election joke but related to govt. bailout

http://www.gocomics.com/claybennett/2008/09/24/
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Old September 26th, 2008, 05:58 PM
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Palin, in addition to having foreign policy experience because she can see Russia from her window, she now has middle east experience because she has an Israeli flag in her office.
Where do these morons come from?
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Not an election joke but related to govt. bailout

http://www.gocomics.com/claybennett/2008/09/24/

On the similar line
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Fox News : Sarah Palin has foreign policy experience because she's from Alaska, because, well, it's next to Russia.
Not sure whether to laugh or cry.
aye, jyaadaa shaanpatti nai..Palin can actually peep out her fuckin window and check out Russia..

btw, Obama nay sahi dialogue chipkayela hai.."if pakis dont co-operate they need to be taken out"
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aye, jyaadaa shaanpatti nai..Palin can actually peep out her fuckin window and check out Russia..
I open my lil window and see Moon. So I am now an astronaut. I also run into a bunch of Mexicans in neighborhood stores. That makes me a Mexican foreign policy expert.
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btw, Obama nay sahi dialogue chipkayela hai.."if pakis dont co-operate they need to be taken out"
The debate, afa Obama is concerned, was bad. I didn't like it a bit.
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btw, Obama nay sahi dialogue chipkayela hai.."if pakis dont co-operate they need to be taken out"

Beware of Obama,he will not do any thing to Pakistan. He will undo all the work of Bush till now. As i said in my other thread I hope US public if they wanted change they don't do it under leadership of Obama.

India has done same mistake in 2004 by selecting Congress under Sonia and now it has started paying the price of it. The current government has undone all the good work of PV Narasimha Rao and Vajpayee.

Democracies for sake of change should not do stupid things.

BTW i liked Macain from the debate. His following Dialogues i liked.

" How can we talk to President of Iran on same table who wants to wipe out Israeil and wants to see our downfall"

"Senator Obama doesn't understands difference between Strategy and Tactics"
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I open my lil window and see Moon. So I am now an astronaut. I also run into a bunch of Mexicans in neighborhood stores. That makes me a Mexican foreign policy expert.The debate, afa Obama is concerned, was bad. I didn't like it a bit.
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Beware of Obama,he will not do any thing to Pakistan. He will undo all the work of Bush till now. As i said in my other thread I hope US public if they wanted change they don't do it under leadership of Obama.

India has done same mistake in 2004 by selecting Congress under Sonia and now it has started paying the price of it. The current government has undone all the good work of PV Narasimha Rao and Vajpayee.

Democracies for sake of change should not do stupid things.

BTW i liked Macain from the debate. His following Dialogues i liked.

" How can we talk to President of Iran on same table who wants to wipe out Israeil and wants to see our downfall"

"Senator Obama doesn't understands difference between Strategy and Tactics"
ravi and randheer, i just burst out laughing when obama blurted that line out..it sounded really funny and hence i posted it here in this thread which cha has started as a "joke" thread..so please take it for what its worth
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aye, jyaadaa shaanpatti nai..Palin can actually peep out her fuckin window and check out Russia..
Oye DB. Where did you hear this from? Palin has never actually seen Russia. She just lives in a state where some people can see Russia

That was a dumbass comment she made. And then she compounded it by trying to defend it instead of just saying that it was said tongue in cheek or something.
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Okay folks, I want you to see this and then vote for me!
Awesome, man... you got my vote... err... that is, if I can vote.

How did this happen? How come nobody else has heard it... how come no pictures... how come nobody has see you
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