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Old April 8th, 2005, 09:47 AM
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One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor."

"Listen, don't waste your time down at the surgery," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at Tescos. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and only costs 5 - a lot quicker and better than a doctor."

So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Tescos. He deposits 5 and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout.

You have tennis elbow.
Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity.
It will improve in two weeks.


That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masterbated into the mixture for good measure.



Jack hurried back to Tescos, eager to check what would happen. He deposits 5, pours in his concoction and awaits the results. The computer prints the following:

1. 1. Your tap water is too hard, get a water softener.

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

Thank you for shopping at Tescos.
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5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.



Ab 10 characters bhi daalaa....to laugh....
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Ab 10 characters bhi daalaa....to laugh....
Yes this will prevent just a smilie based response like in a chat room. Its really boring at times to just see "Me too" kind of reply to a post. The software came with a default minimum set at 10 chars for any reply.
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