Wednesday Special

[AmthaLal]

Originally Posted by sarv_shaktimaan

Baap of all Jokes.

LIC Agent:santa ji, aap policy le lo.
Aapke bachcho ko paise milenge.
Santa: agar bachche na ho to?
Agent: aapki biwi ko milenge.
Santa: agar biwi na ho to?
Agent: Maa Baap ko milenge.
Santa: agar wo bhi na ho.?
Agent: Fir bahen, bhayio ko milenge
Santa: Koi aisa tariqa bqtao ki paise mujhe mile.?
Agent: Aap nahi le sakte
Santa: LO benchod ye to policy na huyi,'MERI gaand' ho gqyi,
jo har koi le sakta hai,
Sirf mai nahi le sakta.???

Man,


Whatspp is too fast.

[sgars]

French or Punjabi?

[sarv_shaktimaan]

Boss : You can't come to office drunk.

Mallu Employee : Bud wei ser?

[sarv_shaktimaan]

Originally Posted by sgars

French or Punjabi?

funny in Punjabi ..

[sarv_shaktimaan]

Husband and Wife in Court Discussion .....

The Problem: Who should get Custody of the Child?

Wife jumped up and said: "Your Honour I brought d child into this world with Pain and Labour. So it should be in My Custody."

The Judge turns 2 Husband & says

"What do You have to say in your defence?"

The Husband sits for a while contemplating then slowly says.....

"Your Honour. If I put a dollar in a Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes Out, whose Pepsi is it? The Machine's or Mine?"

Yeh sunke...Wife replied: "Judge Sahab...Bartan Mera.. Doodh bhi Mera... Aur Usme Dahi jamane ke liye 2 boond Daalne se Dahi bana To fir Wo dahi kiska.? Mera ya 2 Boond daalne wale ka"

Husband replied : "😯Typewriter me kagaz Maine dala, keys daba-daba kar Mehnat Maine ki, fir Chithi kiski? Typewriter ki ya Meri?"

Frustrated Judge (Getting mad):

"Abey Saale Agar Tu Chithi Haath se hi likh leta To ye Noubat hi na Aati..."

[sarv_shaktimaan]

Today is International Husband Day because the date says so - ਸਤਾਈ ਜੂਨ (27th June.. pronounced as satayi joon in Punjabi)

satayi = hassled
joon = person's life

[Napolean]

Originally Posted by sarv_shaktimaan

Today is International Husband Day because the date says so - ਸਤਾਈ ਜੂਨ (27th June.. pronounced as satayi joon in Punjabi)

satayi = hassled
joon = person's life

sahi.

smk.

[sarv_shaktimaan]

A good handle to follow if you like puns

[sarv_shaktimaan]

अच्छी किताब पढ़ें, आपको प्रेरणा देगी

सोनू दस अच्छी किताबें पढकर गया फिर भी प्रेरणा ने देने से मना कर दिया।

[sarv_shaktimaan]

After completion of my B.Tech from a recognized college, I got a decent job in an MNC as an Engineer.

Under tremendous pressure from family to get married, I went to meet a girl under the arranged marriage system of India. After meeting, the girl rejected me upfront because she didn't like my Job. I was furious and told her " Just wait and see after 5 years where this job is going to take me. You will be sorry". Of course, I moved on and got married to another girl a year later.

After 5 years,
I saw the same beautiful lady at a traffic signal with her husband in a brand new Audi. And I was trying to kick start my Activa scooter because the damn battery start was not working. She looked out of the car and briefly looked at me but without any hint of recognition due to my helmet, and moved her eyes away!

At that moment, after riding a two wheeler for over 5 years, for the first time in my life I realized the value of wearing a helmet!

So always wear a helmet for your own safety!

Issued in Public interest by a sincere Engineer.

[sarv_shaktimaan]

true wednesday special ..

[sarv_shaktimaan]

Why can't he stay in some dalit's home? rehne ka bandobast main kara doonga..

[sarv_shaktimaan]

[AmthaLal]

Originally Posted by sarv_shaktimaan

[sarv_shaktimaan]

:d