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Old August 29th, 2011, 12:24 PM
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Mother of girl is worried about her young daughter going on a date.

She hands over a packet of condoms and says, 'Beta, I know you are grown up, but are you using protection, as I worry'

Daughter, 'Mother, dont worry, I am dating Julie, so please give me a moolie'

(Moolie --> Radish)

old but funny...

I heard it with adam rhymes with condom
and julie offcourse with moolie.
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Old August 29th, 2011, 03:21 PM
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Old August 29th, 2011, 04:20 PM
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If you scream Paula Abdul in Mohd. Ali Road in mumbai, Abdul will get you an extra pav!
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Re: Thread for 26 Aug. 2011

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what..?? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side..."

"You know what Martha..??"

"What dear..??" She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I'm beginning to think you're bad luck.... "
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Old August 30th, 2011, 01:10 PM
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Re: Thread for 26 Aug. 2011

AN AMERICAN VISITED INDIA AND WENT BACK TO AMERICA


WHERE HE MET HIS INDIAN FRIEND WHO ASKED HIM

HOW DID U FIND MY COUNTRY

THE AMERICAN SAID IT IS A GREAT COUNTRY

WITH SOLID ANCIENT HISTORY

AND IMMENSELY RICH WITH NATURAL RESOURCES.

THE INDIAN FRIEND THEN ASKED ….

HOW DID U FIND INDIANS …….??

INDIANS??

WHO INDIANS??

I DIDN'T FIND OR MET A SINGLE INDIAN

THERE IN INDIA…….

WHAT NONSENSE??

WHO ELSE COULD U MET IN INDIA THEN……??

THE AMERICAN SAID ……..

IN KASHMIR I MET A KASHMIRI–

IN PUNJAB A PUNJABI—–

IN BIHAR,MAHARASTRA, RAJASTHAN, BENGAL,TAMILNADU,KERALA

BIHARI,MARATHI, MARWADI, BENGALI,TAMILIAN, MALAYALI………

THEN I MET

A MUSLIM,

A HINDU

A CHRISTIAN,

A JAIN,

A BUDDHIST

AND MANY MANY MANY MORE

BUT NOT A SINGLE INDIAN DID I MEET

…………………………………………………………...

THINK HOW SERIOUS THIS JOKE IS……………..

THE DAY WOULD NOT BE FAR OFF WHEN INDEED WE WOULD

BECOME A COLLECTION OF NATION STATES AS SOME

REGIONAL ANTI-NATIONAL POLITICIANS WANT ...

FIGHT BACK -

ALWAYS SAY I AM INDIAN



JAI HIND



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Re: Thread for 26 Aug. 2011

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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what..?? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side..."

"You know what Martha..??"

"What dear..??" She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.



"I'm beginning to think you're bad luck.... "
lmao!!! ! ..........too funny
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Re: Thread for 26 Aug. 2011

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Old September 1st, 2011, 09:38 AM
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Re: Thread for 26 Aug. 2011

For somebody special.

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Re: Thread for 26 Aug. 2011

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so you think you CAN ride.......

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Nice.

But, tell him to ride his bike in Ahmedabad's inner city traffic without touching anything. Can he do that?
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Old September 1st, 2011, 09:57 AM
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Nice.

But, tell him to ride his bike in Ahmedabad's inner city traffic without touching anything. Can he do that?
moving parts are excluded in the ride. over there he ll have the local enfield bullet and with a cops uniform and the guns they carry he ll make his way clear from all traffic.
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moving parts are excluded in the ride. over there he ll have the local enfield bullet and with a cops uniform and the guns they carry he ll make his way clear from all traffic.
Ghantaa. Try to move Ahmedabad's Auto's and pedestrians off your way. If you don't believe me, Ask Aragorn or Chrachilla.
Oh! and not to forget Gaumaataa's too.
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Re: Thread for 26 Aug. 2011

6th Sep is the worst day for Delhi . . . They faced

1 - Bomb Blast

2 - Earthquake

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and 3 - Sonia Gandhi returns to Delhi from USA Safely
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Ghantaa. Try to move Ahmedabad's Auto's and pedestrians off your way. If you don't believe me, Ask Aragorn or Chrachilla.
Oh! and not to forget Gaumaataa's too.
usko lal darwaja, gandhi road, teen darwaja etc pe bike chalane ko bolo...saari hekdi nikal jaayegi
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