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Old March 16th, 2007, 11:40 PM
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Cool '15' Pieces of Advice for Women

'15' Pieces of Advice for Women

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.

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2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

**********
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

**********

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

**********
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

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6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

**********
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

**********
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

**********
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

**********
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

**********
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

**********
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

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13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books .

**********
14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

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15. Sadly, all men are created equal!

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what a gem , how did i miss this
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Found a gem, still did not find a purpose :sigh:
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'15' Pieces of Advice for Women

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.

**********
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

**********
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

**********

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

**********
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

**********
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

**********
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

**********
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

**********
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

**********
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

**********
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

**********
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

**********
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books .

**********
14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

**********
15. Sadly, all men are created equal!

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Re: '15' Pieces of Advice for Women

Dolly

Ispecially for you :


'15' Pieces of Advice for Men

1. Don't imagine you can change a woman - she changes every minute anyway.

**********
2. What do you do if your girlfriend walks out? You get another one.

**********
3. If they put a man on the moon - and yet a woman cant go the ladies room by herself.

**********

4. Never let your woman's mind wander - vacuums need to be contained.

**********
5. Go for the younger woman. They dont sag as much.

**********
6. Women are all the same - they just wear different clothes, so that you can tell them apart.

**********
7. Definition of a bachelorette: a woman who has missed the opportunity to ruin a man's life.

**********
8. Men don't make fools of women - that will be an improvement and they dont like that.

**********
9. Best way to get a woman to do something is to suggest her sister can do it better.

**********
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

**********
11. If you want a committed woman, look in a mental hospital.

**********
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. And yet the Amazon women are still stuck there.

**********
13. If she asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell her sportsbooks .

**********
14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that she has one.

**********
15. Sadly, all women are created equal!

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