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Old May 25th, 2005, 09:36 AM
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how to stop kafirs from throwing koran in toilet

On the heels of the recent controversy regarding the desecration of the Holy Quran ( *poof*), an amazing invention in Pakistan may be the solution that the billion Muslims of the world are looking for. NSN's dynamic newsperson Jibreel Kahn reports from Islamabad.

An outstanding pakistani scientist, Hali Butt Fakhar has come up with the ultimate invention - a Koran-defending toilet. The invention, which is called "Poop-e-Alam" and is at prototype stage, has sensors which detect when the Holy Quran (*poof*) is dropped into the bowl and flushed. The system is designed to at once stop flushing, pick up the Quran with white velvet gloves and place it in a safe place. As a deterrent, the toilet then sprays human waste all over the place where the attempted desecration occurred. Butt Fakhar says " The smell will stay for months and definitely discourage the average kafir from trying this again "

Hali Butt Fakhar, who works at the world-famous Khan Research Lavatories, came up with this idea as he was deeply disturbed by the recent news regarding alleged desecration at Guantanamo Bay." We are always at the crapping edge of technology at KRL and we decided to put our crap to work" says Mr. Fakhar. This amazing invention has caught the attention of the highest levels of government which aims to showcase this as an example of Pakistan's leadership role in the Ummah. "The Ummah has always needed a Koran-defending toilet, and it is only fitting that a Pakistani should take this giant leap of technological achievement to make it possible" says Maj Gen. Shaukat Sultan of the ISPR.

"We anticipate that there are atleast 100 million toilets for the 1 billion Muslims ( 10:1 ratio) and so the global market for this invention is huge" continued Mr.Sultan "The market could be even larger if we could convince non-Muslim nations to install this as a gesture of respect for our customs."

Mr.Butt Fakhar has improved his invention further to come up with two advanced models. The "Tatt-e-Imtiaz" is the next model, which can do everything "Poop-e-Alam" does but in addition it can also emit a high pitched scream which cannot be shut off easily. In addition it also comes with a small computer which can issue warnings when the Holy Quran (*poof*) comes too close to the unit.

However, Mr.Fakhar's magnum opus is definitely the high-end version of this invention which is being called The Turdinator . This advanced model can not only do all the above but also has the ability to start riots all over the globe as soon as any attempted desecration takes place. Among its features are : satellite uplink, live video feed, and is programmed to spank the desecrator with the velvet gloved hands.

Plans are in place to make all the three models GUBO-compatible.

Jibreel Kahn, Islamabad.(c) 2005 , NSN Worldwide News Organization

well i have ctrl c and ctrl v it, butt still it is worth a read
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Check this article on the quotes of the genius Musharraf from the same site:

"People of the world do not think that we can do Balle(t) Balle(t). But, I am here to assure you that we can Balle(t) 400% better that the Indians. The Indians only know how to do Kathak Kathak. Now, I ask you, what is the point of doing a Cat-Hack?"

" "You see the youth are into rap-rap and balle-balle. I am just the messenger. What I see is a great wave of fusion. we will combine rap and balle into Rape-Ball. Clever, isn't it?"

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