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Old October 21st, 2005, 07:39 AM
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Smile Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

What will you call a person who is leaving India??
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Socho...............Socho
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Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
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Old October 21st, 2005, 07:41 AM
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Smile Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha

Uska naam Kya tha ???????????
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Socho yar ....its very easy............
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Answer: Adidas.
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Old October 21st, 2005, 07:43 AM
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Smile Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

Luv and Kush were going to a village & in between comes a well.

Luv falls into the well. Why ???
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Because Luv is blind!!!!!
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OK Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?
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OK lot's of head scratching done.
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Answer is: Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
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Old October 21st, 2005, 07:46 AM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

Ek sardarji Delhi mein PCO booth gaye. Wahan jaate hi unhone booth operator ke 2 kas ke jhaapad raseed kar diye.

Guess why?

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Because it was written there "Number dial karne se pehle 2 lagao".
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Old October 21st, 2005, 07:46 AM
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Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?..
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nahi pata..??
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Answer: D'Cold.... "Chain ki saans - D'cold"
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Old October 21st, 2005, 07:50 AM
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Kamal aur Vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the..

Bus aai aur Vimal chad jata hai per Kamal nahin jata hai why???
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Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!
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Old October 21st, 2005, 07:55 AM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

Shortest Love Story!

He asked, "Will you marry me?"

She replied "No".

And he lived happily ever after!

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Old October 21st, 2005, 09:08 PM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

There's this Sardarjee from Jalandhar who visits Chennai for the first time.
While he was travelling by the local bus thru a very crowded road,the conductor suddenly shouts "lookout"---the sardarjee looks out of the window and a speeding bus coming from the other direction smashes his head and the Sardarjee dies1
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

Ration pai is a weirdo
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Old October 26th, 2005, 08:03 AM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

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Originally Posted by rationalthinker
There's this Sardarjee from Jalandhar who visits Chennai for the first time.
While he was travelling by the local bus thru a very crowded road,the conductor suddenly shouts "lookout"---the sardarjee looks out of the window and a speeding bus coming from the other direction smashes his head and the Sardarjee dies1
And the winner is ...............
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

Yeh ek aur khatarnaak PJ!!

Ants

An ant knocks the door of a house. House owner opens the door. "I want a place to stay", said the ant . "I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost", said the owner. Ant went inside and occupied that vacant room.

After some days, the ant brought in another ant and requested the owner "Can you please allow this ant to stay along with me". "Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent" said the owner.

After some days the ant brought one more ant and requested the owner to allow that ant to stay with it. Owner agreed to it without asking for any rent. This continued i.e ant brings in one more ant and owner agrees for it.


On one fine day, the ant brought in tenth ant and requested the owner to allow that tenth ant also to stay with it. The owner said "Ok, you all can stay here but you need to pay rent".


Now the question is Why did the owner ask for rent when the tenth ant came in ? Why not from the first ant ?


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Because they are now Tenants (Ten ants) !!
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Talking Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

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Originally Posted by 28virgo
Yeh ek aur khatarnaak PJ!!

Ants

An ant knocks the door of a house. House owner opens the door. "I want a place to stay", said the ant . "I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost", said the owner. Ant went inside and occupied that vacant room.

After some days, the ant brought in another ant and requested the owner "Can you please allow this ant to stay along with me". "Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent" said the owner.

After some days the ant brought one more ant and requested the owner to allow that ant to stay with it. Owner agreed to it without asking for any rent. This continued i.e ant brings in one more ant and owner agrees for it.


On one fine day, the ant brought in tenth ant and requested the owner to allow that tenth ant also to stay with it. The owner said "Ok, you all can stay here but you need to pay rent".


Now the question is Why did the owner ask for rent when the tenth ant came in ? Why not from the first ant ?


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Because they are now Tenants (Ten ants) !!
waah kya pj maara hain...ache ache PJ bhi sharma jayee
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Old October 29th, 2005, 07:35 PM
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there was this Sardarjee from Jullundhar who went to Delhi with his wife. While they were walkking along the crowded streets of Chandni Chowk,a plane flew overhead. The Sardarjee got very excited and started shouting BOEING BOEING BOEING and pointing it out to his wife. Amused onlookers started staring at him and his wife,so she got embarrassed. So she said to him "Be silent".
So the Sardarjee started shouting OEING OEING OEING.
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