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Old December 14th, 2009, 12:19 PM
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Comprehending Engineers

I know some of them are old but they still make me laugh.

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Comprehending Engineers - Take One

Two engineering students were walking across campus
when one said, "Where did
you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking
along yesterday, minding my
own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this
bike. She threw the bike
to the ground, took off all her clothes, and said,
"Take what you want."

The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice;
the clothes probably
wouldn't have fit."

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Comprehending Engineers - Take Two

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one
morning for a
particularly slow group of golfers.

The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must
have been waiting for
15 minutes!"

The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never
seen such ineptitude!"

The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper.
Let's have a word with
him. "Hey, George. Say, what's with that group ahead
of us? They're rather
slow, aren't they?"

The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of
blind firefighters.
They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire
last year, so we
always let them play for free anytime."

The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said,
"That's so sad. I think I
will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact
my opthalmologist
buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."


The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at
night?"

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Comprehending Engineers - Take Three

" Normal people...believe that if it ain't broke, don't
fix it. Engineers
believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough
features yet."

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Comprehending Engineers - Take Four

An architect, an artist and an engineer were
discussing whether it was better
to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife,
building a solid foundation
for an enduring relationship.

The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress,
because of the passion and
mystery he found there.

The engineer said, "I like both."

"Both?"

Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress,
they will each assume you
are spending time with the other woman and you can go
to the plant and get
some work done."

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Comprehending Engineers - Take Five

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog
called out to him and
said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful
princess." He bent over,
picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and
turn me back into a
beautiful princess, I'll stay with you for the week."
The engineer took
the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned
it to his pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me
back into a princess,
I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again
the engineer took the
frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his
pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What's the matter? I've
told you I'm a beautiful
princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do
anything you want. Why
won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't
have time for a girlfriend,
but a talking frog, now that's cool."



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Old December 14th, 2009, 01:57 PM
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Funny ones . Enjoyed all of it
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