Wednesday Special

[Budmaas]

Most Embarrassing situation:

Husband sitting in a car with his Wife and a Callgirl comes to wife says:

Paise pehle le lena…. Baad mein ye aadmi natak karta hai!!

[sonia]

Originally Posted by Budmaas

Most Embarrassing situation:

Husband sitting in a car with his Wife and a Callgirl comes to wife says:

Paise pehle le lena…. Baad mein ye aadmi natak karta hai!!

awww ... so cute and funny .

Duniya main kuch baari khas nasal ke log bhi hote hain na.

[Budmaas]

Boy :- Main 18 Saal ka hoon or tum ...............

Girl :- Main bhi 18 Saal ki hoon ...............

Boy :- To Phir chal na

Sharmana kya

Girl :- kaha ?
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Boy :- VOTE Dene

"SOCH BADLO DESH BADLEGA"

[Budmaas]

Love aur arrange marriage me kya farq hai?

Simple

Love marrige me ap apni girlfriend se shaadi krtay hain

Aur

Arrange marrige me kisi aur ki girlfriend se

[Budmaas]

Teacher: who is d President of Iraq?
Johnny: I don't know miss

Teacher: U need to focus more on your studies.
Johnny: Pls Miss, can I ask a question?
Teacher: Yes.

Johnny: Do U know Angella
Teacher: Nope,why?
Johnny: U need to focus more on your husband!

[Budmaas]

Teeth Said To Tongue:
"If I Just Press u Little, U'll Get Cut....
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"Tongue replied:
"If I Misuse One WORD Against Some1,
Then All 32 Of U'll Come Out....

[Budmaas]

British: Why You Indians are in different colors... ??

Look We are All White
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Indian: Horses r In Different Colors, But Donkeys r All The Same...

INDIAN Rocks - world shock....:

[PeaceSeeker]

This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with gas but it doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I farted because they don't smell and are silent."

The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week."

The next week, the old lady goes back."Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me but the farts...although still silent...stink terribly."

The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."

[PeaceSeeker]

Amitabh Bachchan: My granddaughter Aaradhya operates iPad on her own.

Sonia Gandhi: What's the big deal. My Rahul can do the same.

link

[Budmaas]

On Wedding Night :
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Husband - Sabse Pyar Se Rehna, Sabki Respect Karna,
Unka Vishvaas Jeetna, Unki Care Karna, Hamesha Sach Bolna..!!
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Wife (Room Ka Darwaaza Khol Kar) - Sab Andar Aa Jaao,
Satsang Ho Raha Hai Yahaan Per..!

[PeaceSeeker]

A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off.

“How did this happen?” the doctor asked.

“Well I was trying to commit suicide,” the blonde replied.

“Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?”

“No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, ‘I just paid $6,000 for these,’ then I put it in my mouth and I thought, ‘I just paid $4,000 to get my teeth fixed.’ So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, ‘this is going to make a loud noise,’ so I put my finger in my ear before I pulled the trigger.”

[Budmaas]

TV Pe Ek Cooking Show Chal Raha Tha. Usmein Ek Lady Cook Host Thhi

Lady Cook: “Bahno Aaj Main Aapko Salad Banana Sikhaungi”

Sabse Pahle Ek Moti Mooli Le

Agar Maja Aa Raha Hai To Leti Rahe

Salad Banana Hum Fir Kabhi Sikh Lenge

[sarv_shaktimaan]

Prime Minister Man Mohan Singh (also known as Maun Mohan Singh) is fast emerging as the new Santa Singh. Every day there are new jokes about the man.


The latest one: MMS called to congratulate Obama on his Victory – Obama thought it was a blank call and hung up

Incidentally, MMS also went to the dentist and the dentist supposedly told him “Sir aapko yahan to muh kholna hi padega”

It seems, frustrated by all that’s going on, a student asked MMS: Sir aapke Cabinet mein sab itni ghoos kha rahe hein, aap kuch kehte kyu nahi… and allegedly, MMS said (yepp.. finally).. Mujhe mummy ne sikhaya tha.. khaate waqt baat nahi karte

[Budmaas]

Wife : Ek baat bolu??..
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Husband : Bolo. . .
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Wife : Maaroge to nahi?. . .
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Husbund : Nahi to, kya baat
hai?. . .
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Wife : mai pregnant hun.. . . .
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Husband : Hurray!!! Its gud
news,dar kyu rahi thi?? . ..
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Wife : College ke dino mey...mai papa ko
bataya tha to badi maar padi thi

[sgars]

Originally Posted by Budmaas

Wife : Ek baat bolu??..

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Wife : College ke dino mey...mai papa ko
bataya tha to badi maar padi thi