Math problems solved

[HarHarMahaDev]

Innovative ways to solve math problems...

[sarv_shaktimaan]

i think a few of 'em are repeats... but hilarious anyways... specially the expand and the limits one...

[Cooldude]

Originally Posted by HarHarMahaDev

Innovative ways to solve math problems...

Funny. Moving this to the right forum.

[sarv_shaktimaan]

sorry mahadev pai... taking the liberty of screwing with ur thread... found some nice cartoons... thought i'd post...

[sarv_shaktimaan]

some more...

[AmthaLal]

Pizza guy's and F1F1 is repeat.

Like the last one with kid.

[chitrala]

repeat or no repeat but all of 'em are funny. I am still laughing. Maths solutions are great,),

[sunnykode]

mast jokes hai mahadev and shakti pai. Keep up the good work

[sunnykode]

some more jokes

1.
Young Man: Would you like to dance with me?
Young Woman: Do you expect me to dance with a baby!
Young Man: I'm so sorry. I didn't know you were pregnant.

2.
Dentist: "Stop screaming. I haven't even touched your tooth"
Patient: "I know, but you are standing on my foot."

3.
The child comes home from his first day at school.
Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."

4.
If Adam and Eve had been Chinese we'd all still be in Paradise
Coz they would have left the apple and eaten the snake!!

5.
Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case.
"Look," said one to the other, "let's be honest with each other."
"Okay, you first," replied the other.
That was the end of the discussion.

6.
While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.
Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking.
He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.
A few minutes later,a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded,
"Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?"


7.
The professor is droning away in the huge lecture hall when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row.
The professor shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!
"The neighbor yells back,"You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"


8.
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. Do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: No, SIR!

9.
A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol.
He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey.
The worm in the water lived, while the one in whiskey curled up and died.
"All right, son," asked the father, "what does that show you?"
"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms."

10.
A guy goes to an interview. He is asked "Where would you like to be in our organization".
The candidate replied "In the interview board".The interviewer says "Are you mad ?"..
The candidate "Is it one of the prerequisites" ?

11.
A drunk was hauled into court.
"Mister," the judge began,"you've been brought here for drinking."
"Great," the drunk exclaimed."When do we get started?"

12.
First Friend: You know, I faced a tiger today!
Second Friend: Oh really, what happened?
First Friend: The tiger looked into my eyes and I looked into his eyes
Second Friend: Then what happened?
First Friend: Then I moved forward...
Second Friend: What!
First Friend: I had to see other animals in the zoo..