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Old May 22nd, 2001, 04:21 PM
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Talking Got stopped for overspeeding??

Try this

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following
exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's
card in the
glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman
who
owns
this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was
quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to
handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a
gun
in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's
a
body in it.
Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you
told
him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox,
and
that
there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying dirtbag told you I was speeding, too.
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Old May 22nd, 2001, 04:24 PM
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Wink Nice try but wont work

I dont think the cops are that dumb.. or dont know of this trick already!

I think if you say you have gun, the cop is going to pull out his gun and ask you to step outside with your hands over your head. Then he will surely arrest you and take you to the police station.

This is nice for being posted on www.gandmasti.com
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Big-G,

Hamaara hi post repeat .. hayn ??

http://www.gandmasti.com/forum/showt...threadid=30424
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