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Old February 8th, 2017, 09:51 AM
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I attest to what Dirty said.
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Nice piece of advice Dirty Pai.
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Here's some advice from John Malkovich from the movie Conair for punks who get horny when up in the air:

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Nice piece of advice Dirty Pai.
Does this apply to 45+ guys too? Anyway, to add to the advice, if it does not work out in the club, Dil pe mat le haath me le.
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After living in this country for a few decades here's what I would tell these desi that arrive here with a hardon. America is a country where you can get laid and fuck around like rabbits but you need to understand time and place. The girls are not lying around naked for you to screw.

Time

No one in your office is going to fuck you it does not matter how much she talks to you . She may slap your back , give you hug , talk about her sex life , discuss her problems with you but she will not sleep with you when all this happens in office time.
People is coffe shop , airport , on plane in day time while travelling will not sleep with you.

The time when girls are looking for sex is evening after work..... Period .

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As mentioned above any work place, public place , bus , train , plane , conference , meeting not a place.

BAr, Night Club , Hook Up Joints and nwadays Tinder or on line is the place.


So go to gym. Ante up your game . Learn to talk about sports, some funny stories , dance moves, art of conversation , get a great body and then hit the night club. Show some dance moves . Walk up to a girl , start with hey how's it going . If she in intrested she will talk to you . Chat with her , buy her a drink, ask her for a dance , dance with her , crack some jokes. Make her laught and a bit drunk and then say how about we carry the party over to my house.
Keep condom in you pocket and then screw her like no other tomorrow. Bbut moment she says no. Back off , talk a bit more and if nothing works jerk off in bathroom ( After she leaves , not while she is using it )

It's so simple.

Now why is a bar and night club a safe place ? Because girls come there to get laid and they are over 21 .


Anything else you are looking for trouble.

Now I know this very well because I have seen lots of my single friends do this and I have always advised them to a great success. As I don't indulge in any of those activities being married they confide in me and take my advise. and I get free drinks .

Let me know if anyone has any questions. I can make your life free of KLPDs
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Does this apply to 45+ guys too? Anyway, to add to the advice, if it does not work out in the club, Dil pe mat le haath me le.
Yes but with a little difference . 45+ guys need to drop some more cash and talk about how you are either a successful doctor or a some hot shot business men or inventor.

You have just gotten out of an ugly divorce and are back in market. You are so successful that you don;t have time to hook up.

So 40+ women will suck it up and let you stick it in her or there might some 20+ girls that like mature and older men. But I stick with 40+ women . Younger women are mostly looking for money.
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Yes but with a little difference . 45+ guys need to drop some more cash and talk about how you are either a successful doctor or a some hot shot business men or inventor.

You have just gotten out of an ugly divorce and are back in market. You are so successful that you don;t have time to hook up.

So 40+ women will suck it up and let you stick it in her or there might some 20+ girls that like mature and older men. But I stick with 40+ women . Younger women are mostly looking for money.
If you want to say you are a computer programmer than you own a secret start up that is going to change the world. Talk about meeting with Musk and throw some more know IT wizards. Don't talk about zuckerberg. That's too obvious.
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