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Old February 24th, 2009, 01:51 PM
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Premi bhai.. ekdum zhakaas!!

here it is then ... one more


UKG Son to his MomSon: I Donít Want to Go to School

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Old February 24th, 2009, 01:54 PM
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hmm.. accha hain.. lekin aur accha joke dalo ...
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hmm.. accha hain.. lekin aur accha joke dalo ...

Charcha ... This thread is for POOR jokes only


Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?

A: With a blue elephant gun, of course.


Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?
A: No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.


Q: How do you shoot a green elephant?

A: Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.


Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?

A: First you bake a cake, and put 3 raisins on top, then you take it out in the jungle where the pink elephant will find it, and you wait. Eventually the elephant comes along, finds the cake, eats the raisins and throws the cake away. Then you go home and bake another cake and put 2 raisins on top, take it out in the jungle where the elephant will find it. The elephant comes along, finds the cake, eats the 2 raisins and throws the cake away. You go home and bake another cake and put only one raisin on it. Then you trek back into the jungle and put the cake where the pink elephant will find it. The elephant comes along eats the raisin, and throws that cake away. Now you go home and bake another cake, but (here's the sneaky part) you don't put any raisins on it.You take it out into the jungle where the elephant will find it and lie in wait. The pink elephant comes along and finds the cake, he gets so mad that there aren't any raisins on it, he turns red, then you jump on him, strangle him until he turns blue......and you shoot him with a BLUE ELEPHANT GUN!!!


Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?

A: Aaawwwhhhh, come on, have you ever seen a yellow elephant !?!
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Old February 24th, 2009, 01:55 PM
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Premi bhai ruk jao. Yeh sub old jokes hain.. already posted here on echarcha in other Friday special threads...

Ruk jao bhai.. Kuch naya aur zhakaas sunao.
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Old February 24th, 2009, 01:58 PM
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Ruk jao bhai.. Kuch naya aur zhakaas sunao.

ok ,.... now dont tell me you have this here already.

'who is sodium'???
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any guesses..
???
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ans: shahrukh khan
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confused..
coz "Main Hoon Na"
NA= Sodium..
ha ha haa haha...
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ok ,.... now dont tell me you have this here already.

'who is sodium'???
..
..

...
..

.....
.

any guesses..
???
....
ans: shahrukh khan
.....
.....
,,....
....
....
....
....

...
.
.

.





confused..
coz "Main Hoon Na"
NA= Sodium..
ha ha haa haha...

Bad ...........
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Old February 24th, 2009, 03:28 PM
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Bad ...........
I second that.
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Old February 24th, 2009, 03:48 PM
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I second that.

Tamil TriviaWhat are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
I, Iyer, Iyengar.

What's the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
Comepalakrishnan.

How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
Ready....Steady.....PO

What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
Rangamannar Rangarajan.

How does a Tamilian introduce the tennis superstar Lendl?
Ivan Lendl (Ivan = 'he' in Tamil).

What did the Tamilian call the tall building a Japanese built?
Nikumo Nikado (Will it or won't it stand?)

What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn't See Me.
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Iron ore
How do u extract IRON ORE frm hema malini???






get her drunk...
then she'll get tight...
now u ve hema-tite!
n now u can xtract iron ore!!
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Premi bhau, nahi yeh purana stuff hain. When you posted something really funny and new, I commended you. abhi ruk jao.. Regroup, get something fresh and new and then post. I will look forward to your post. I look forward to aragorn too.
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Cigarette Condoms
A blonde, a brunette and a red head were smoking cigarettes one afternoon. The blonde had Camels, red head had Marlboros, and the brunette had Kools.

It began to pour down raining, so the red head and brunette both pull out a condom and put it on their cigs. The blonde says “what are you doing?” - and they say “we’re saving it for later!”

Impressed, and in a hurry, the blonde goes to the nearest store and asks for a condom. The clerk says “What size? small, medium, or large?” She said “I dont know… one to fit a camel?”
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The Blonde Painter
An ambitious young blonde woman, in need of money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type. She began, door to door, canvassing a wealthy neighborhood for work. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”

The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

“You’re finished already?” he asked.

“Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.” Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

“And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”
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Premi bhai copy paste nakko.. Orignaal daalo idhar.. kuch zhakaas.. take your time.. ghai mat karo...
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Hain Guzaarish (Ghajini) - IT Version

Tu mera adhura code code.. Kyun aa gaya tu on Hold Hold..

Ab toh tu hoja paas paas.. hain guzaarish..

Hain haal Recession mey tang tang.. mat bug ke rang mey rang rang..
Testing mey chalna mere sang sang.. hain guzarish..
Chal pade tu toh zindagi.. appraisal mey jhoom ke hasegi..
moti honge moti Salary Mein.. yeah.. yeah.. yeah…

Tu mera adhura code code.. Kyun aa gaya tu on Hold Hold..
Ab toh tu hoja paas paas.. hain guzaarish..

Mechanical ki degree leke.. IT mey chal raha hun..
Nikaala naa jaaun kahin..
Employee handbook se bandha hua hun.. phir bhi Audit ka darr hain..
Pink slip na mil jaaye kahin..
Bas ek Onsite ki guzarish.. phir hogi dollars ki baarish..

Tu mera adhura code code.. Kyun aa gaya tu on Hold Hold..
Ab toh tu hoja paas paas.. hain guzaarish..

Requirements hain.. changes hain..aur Certifications bhi pending hain..
yeh banda uth jaaye naa..
Deadline duss rahi hain.. aur Defect Ratio budd rahi hain..
Ek pal bhi chain aaye naa..
kaisi ajab Escalations hain.. Chain mails bas yahan hain..

Ohhhhhh….

Tu mera adhura code code.. Kyun aa gaya tu on Hold Hold..
Ab toh tu hoja paas paas.. hain guzaarish..
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Premi prabhu muaaf karo...aaj tuesday hai...
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