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Old December 31st, 2011, 01:34 PM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

How to Kill an Ant?


Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep it outside the Ant's Hole.

After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank.

Push ant into water tank. Now ant will go to dry itself near fire.

When it reaches near the fire, put a bomb into the fire.

Take the wounded ant to hospital in the ICU.

Remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and the ant will die.

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Old January 2nd, 2012, 03:53 AM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

2 dost ek hi exam me 2nd time fail ho gaye
1st dost- chal yaar suicide karte hai,
2nd dost- abe pagla gaya hi kya agle janam fir "jr.KG" se shuru karna padega.....
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2 dost ek hi exam me 2nd time fail ho gaye
1st dost- chal yaar suicide karte hai,
2nd dost- abe pagla gaya hi kya agle janam fir "jr.KG" se shuru karna padega.....
Repped .. for second joke........ first joke boring hai .....

YOUR POST WAS WASTE TILL THE SECOND JOKE.
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Old January 2nd, 2012, 11:03 PM
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Abe nakli mat de
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Repped .. for second joke........ first joke boring hai .....

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Old January 2nd, 2012, 11:09 PM
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Ander dekho darling daal diya hoo in real......


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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

Marathi jokes: A new member needs help, please.
Hello all.

I am a new member here, however a long time reader here.
I had read a thread a while ago,
completely from Matathi people sharing jokes in marathi about dada Kondke, and other Marathi local lang written slang material jokes n' gup-sup.

Can anyone find that link for me, pl.

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Old February 20th, 2012, 11:39 AM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

Here you go http://www.echarcha.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23322
and please no more request for threads,use the search feature
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Marathi jokes: A new member needs help, please.
Hello all.

I am a new member here, however a long time reader here.
I had read a thread a while ago,
completely from Matathi people sharing jokes in marathi about dada Kondke, and other Marathi local lang written slang material jokes n' gup-sup.

Can anyone find that link for me, pl.

Thanks. Regards.
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thx a million,... sir.
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Had a good laugh after a long time over a PJ ...


On a cold frosty winter morning, a wife texts her husband "Windows frozen - what to do?"

Husband texts back "Pour some lukewarm water on it."

5 minutes later the wife texts back her husband "OK. Now computer completely fucked"



Repeat ho to apni gaand par lukewarm water dall dena.
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men r like balckberry....touch the ball and they turn on
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Old April 19th, 2012, 10:38 AM
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men r like balckberry....touch the ball and they turn on

Most men have two black berries, you know...
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Old April 19th, 2012, 11:00 AM
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Most men have two black berries, you know...

strawberries will work.

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Old April 20th, 2012, 03:03 AM
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Santa sadak par gira pada tha...

POLiCEMAN: Itni kyon pee rakhi hai saale?

SANTA: Majboori mein peeni padi Sir!
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POLiCEMAN: Aisi bhi kya majboori thi saale?

SANTA: Daaru ki botal ka dhakkan gumm gaya tha!
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Old April 20th, 2012, 11:50 AM
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men r like balckberry....touch the ball and they turn on

and women

like iphones.

two camera holes. one front and one back

and to turn on you have to slide ur finger on its front bottom.



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and women

like iphones.

two camera holes. one front and one back

and to turn on you have to slide ur finger on its front bottom.



P.S. apna banaya hua hai
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