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Old February 11th, 2008, 12:37 PM
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Software Engineer Zamin par...

सॉफ्टवेर इंजिनियर ज़मीन पर……every इंजिनियर is स्पेशल !!

मैं कभी बतलाता नही , पर कोडिंग से डरता हून मैं PM
यूँ तो मैं, दिखलता नही, पर बेंच पर जाना चाहता हून मैं PM
आपको सब है पता, है ना PM
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Old February 11th, 2008, 12:41 PM
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Re: Software Engineer Zamin par...

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सॉफ्टवेर इंजिनियर ज़मीन पर……every इंजिनियर is स्पेशल !!

मैं कभी बतलाता नही , पर कोडिंग से डरता हून मैं PM
यूँ तो मैं, दिखलता नही, पर बेंच पर जाना चाहता हून मैं PM
आपको सब है पता, है ना PM
आपको सब है पता, मेरे PM

इश्यूस में यूँ ना छोड़ो मुझे, घर लौट कर भी जा ना पाऊ PM
भेजते क्यूँ नही ऑनसाइट मुझको आप, याद भी आपको आ ना पाऊ PM
क्या इतना डंब हूँ मैं, अरे बोलते क्यो नही क्या इतना डंब मेरा भेजा PM.

जब भी कभी ऑनसाइट मुझे, ढेर सारी काम देता है
मेरी नज़र ढूँढे आपको, सोचु यूँही आप आकर वर्क डिसट्रिब्यूट करोगे PM
उनसे मैं यह कहता नही, पर टेस्टिंग से पक जाता हूँ PM
चेहरे पे आने देता नही कोई झीजक, कंपनी छ्चोड़ कर भाग जाना चाहता हूँ PM
आपको सब है पता,है ना PM
आपको सब है पता, मेरे PM
Kaun veer bahadoor bench par jaana chahata hai bhai???
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Old February 11th, 2008, 01:30 PM
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Re: Software Engineer Zamin par...

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Kaun veer bahadoor bench par jaana chahata hai bhai???
lol... dang it i didnt notice that before posting...
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Old February 11th, 2008, 11:54 PM
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Old February 12th, 2008, 04:28 PM
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dhanwaad... but i hope u know I haven't written this... just copy pasted...
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Old February 13th, 2008, 12:22 AM
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dhanwaad... but i hope u know I haven't written this... just copy pasted...
Here is another copy-paste....Bewde zameen per



Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin

Bar main daily jaata Hoon Main Maa

Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin

Daru pikar roz main aata hun Main Maa

Tujhe Sab Hain Pata, Hain Na Maa

Tujhe Sab Hain Pata,,Meri Maa

Theke Mein Yun Na Chhoro Mujhe

Ghar Laut Ke Bhi Aa Naa Paoon Maa

Puaa lene Bhej Na Itna Door Mujkko Tu

Ghar bhi bhul jaoun main Maa

Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main Maa



Kya Itna Bura Meri Maa

Jab Bhi Kabhi Papa Mujhe

2 peg whiskey dete the

Mai Jhool jaata tha o Maa

Meri Nazar Dhoondhe theke

Sochu Yahi Tu mujhko nazar na aa jaye Maa

Daru main itna pita nahi

Par Main Seham Jaata Hoon Maa

Chehre Pe Aane Deta Nahin

Lekin main ludak jaata Hoon Maa

Tujhe Sab Hai Pata Hai Naa Maa

Tujhe Sab Hai Pata Meri Maa
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Old February 13th, 2008, 03:50 AM
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Originally Posted by sarv_shaktimaan
सॉफ्टवेर इंजिनियर ज़मीन पर……every इंजिनियर is स्पेशल !!

मैं कभी बतलाता नही , पर कोडिंग से डरता हून मैं PM
यूँ तो मैं, दिखलता नही, पर बेंच पर जाना चाहता हून मैं PM
आपको सब है पता, है ना PM
आपको सब है पता, मेरे PM

इश्यूस में यूँ ना छोड़ो मुझे, घर लौट कर भी जा ना पाऊ PM
भेजते क्यूँ नही ऑनसाइट मुझको आप, याद भी आपको आ ना पाऊ PM
क्या इतना डंब हूँ मैं, अरे बोलते क्यो नही क्या इतना डंब मेरा भेजा PM.

जब भी कभी ऑनसाइट मुझे, ढेर सारी काम देता है
मेरी नज़र ढूँढे आपको, सोचु यूँही आप आकर वर्क डिसट्रिब्यूट करोगे PM
उनसे मैं यह कहता नही, पर टेस्टिंग से पक जाता हूँ PM
चेहरे पे आने देता नही कोई झीजक, कंपनी छ्चोड़ कर भाग जाना चाहता हूँ PM
आपको सब है पता,है ना PM
आपको सब है पता, मेरे PM
Great............. Sarvottam
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Old March 15th, 2008, 08:55 AM
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Re: Software Engineer Zamin par...

debugging not testing....hummare pet (stomach) pe kyon laat maar rahe ho yaar...

newaz herez my version..

'software testing enginner zameen par-every tester is special"

Time to rephrase the 'maa' song from 'taare zameen par' to suit this profession...TM refers to 'Testing manager'

Anthem:

main kabhi complain karta nahi
par critical bugs ko lekar developers ki maarna chahata hoon TM
yun to main, dikhalata nahi
par paid-vacations par jaana chahata hoon TM
tujhe sab hain pata, hain na TM
tujhe sab hain pata, mere TM

issues mein yoon na chodo mujhe
ghar bhi jaa naa paoon TM
team pe itna bojh na do
baaki colleagues ko yaad bhi na aa paoon TM
kya itna bura hoon main TM
kya itna bura, mere TM

jab bhi kabhi project client-side pe deploy hota hain
ticket pe ticket aate hain TM
meri nazar dhoondhe tujhe
sochu.n yahi tu aa ke work distribute karega TM


TL's mujhse poochte nahi
manual kam..automation zyada karna chahta hoon TM
work effort pe effect aane deta nahi
par repetitive task karke bore ho jaata hoon TM
kya itna bura hoon scripting mein main TM
kya itna bura,mere TM

jab bhi kabhi...test cases prepare hote hain
ambiguity se kaamp jaata hoon TM
meri nazar dhoondhe bugs
exploratory testing hi karte reh jaata hoon main TM

on-site team se kehta nahi
par unke acquired-accent se seham jaata hoon TM
video confrencing me chehre pe aane deta nahi
dil hi dil mein gaaliyan deta hoon unko TM..
tujhe sab pata hain na TM
tujhe sab hai pata, mere TM

main kabhi batlata nahi
par on-site jaana chahata hoon main TM
yun to main dikhlata nahi
company se bhaag jana chahta hoon main TM
tujhe sab hain pata, hain na TM
tujse sab hain pata, mere TM

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Old March 15th, 2008, 09:44 AM
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Old March 15th, 2008, 09:49 AM
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Old April 1st, 2008, 02:00 PM
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copy paste from email for techies

Sing with the tune .....

Papa kehte hain for Software Engineers
----------------------------------------------------------
Doston . .. . . ..
Aaj Delivery ka Din hain,
Aur sabhi ne kuch na kuch file check-in kiya hain
Par maine koi file check-in nahin kiya hain
No really I mean it
Aaaj, Aaj mujhe bar bar ek hi khayal aa raha hain
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The song begins here ........
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PM ( Project Manager ) kehte hain bada kam karega,
TM ( team member ) hamara bada code likhega,
magar yeh to koi na jaane,
ke iska template hain
kahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn .... . . . .

[jazzy music in the manner of TDD being typed]

Baithe hain milke,
Sab reviewer apne,
sabke dilon mein armaan yeh hain [eh he eh]
woh Review mein kal kya bharega,
har ek defect ka Owner kaun hain.....

koi reviewer ka kaam karega,
Defect resolution main koi apna naam bharega,
magar yeh to koi na jaane,
ke is defect ka owner hain
kahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn .... . . . .

PM kehte hain bada kam karega, aaaaa aaaaaa

[jazzy music in the manner of Review defects being closed]

Mera to sapna,
Hain Onsite Jana
Jau jo wahan,
Jhume Bahar
tension badhati,
FAT ka mausam,
client ki masti,
OC ka haal....
bandha onsite main 0 defect try karega....
good show mail mein apna naam payega
mujhe bus itna kaho yaaron...
ki mujhe onsite jana hain
kahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn .... . . . .

PM kehte hain bada kam karega,
TM hamara bada code likhega,
magar yeh to koi na jaane,
ke mera appraisal hain
kahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn .... . . . .

[applause and sounds of developers destroying cubicles......]


!!!!! !!!!! !!!!! !!!!! !!!!! !!!!! !!!!! !!!!! !!!!! !!!!! !!!!! !!!!! !!!!! !!!!! !!!!! !!!!!
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jab code likh raha tha, pehli pehli baar
taqdeer likh raha tha, apni akhri baar
uss din ke baad mujh ko, kuch soojhta nahi hey
duniya lagey parai, koi poochta nahi hey
para hoon bas ek cubicle mein, jo 8x8 ka hey
aur samney hey computer, jo HP compaq ka hey
open hey dev studio, compile ker raha hey
meri sab ameedo ko, wo ghayel ker raha hey
desktop pe hey apni, tasveer uss kali kee
jis se hua tha pyar, jo sab mein bhali thee
chali gai ab to wo, computer bas apni mahbooba
din bhar ka yehi sath hey aur phir shaam se subah
aisey mein kon ab hamen, dunya mein lift karey ga
jo bhee mila hamen, akelay hee din bitayay ga
apni life to phansi, ek infinite loop mein
baher nikal sakta nahi, na chaon na dhoop mein
koi error jo ho occur, loop se baher ayay zindagi
werna to life rahi gee bas shermindgi shermindgi
koi issue na ab rahey, production mein chaley fer fer
aisa ker to ae khuda, takey apnu bhee jayay ghar
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