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Old June 9th, 2003, 10:26 PM
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kaat diya re.....

A 22-year-old casual labourer in Uran was Bobbitised on Sunday evening by four women, the Uran police said.

Though the victim, Parakat Dhanmat Maji, has alleged the crime was committed after he rejected the women’s sexual advances, police say the full facts of the case would be clear only after the accused are arrested.

The identities of the women are not yet known, though cops have launched a hunt for them.

According to Maji’s statement to the police, he was working at the Unity Constructions site near Karal railway tracks in Pagode village, Uran, on Sunday.

When he was walking back to the site after answering nature’s call late in the evening, a young woman standing close to the tracks allegedly gestured to him.

He claimed that he walked up to her after considerable hesitation and a clear display of reluctance. This, he claims, angered her and her three friends, who were hiding behind the bushes.

As soon as he went up to her, the women castrated him in a fit of rage, he alleged.

The police, however, said the apparent inconsistencies in Maji’s statement could be adequately examined only after the women were traced and questioned.

Maji, who is recovering at KEM Hospital, Parel, told the police that he had lost consciousness immediately after the incident.

When he came at 1.30 am, he went to his superior at the site and told him what had happened.

The superior took him to Uran Police Station, where a case was registered.

Maji was then admitted to a civil hospital in Uran. He was shifted to KEM Hospital yesterday.

An officer at Uran Police Station said, “The four women have been booked for causing grievous injury. We are on their trail.” The officer also said doctors at KEM had certified that Maji was out of danger.

Maji had left his hometown Orissa a few months ago to find work in Mumbai.

The Uran police are trying to get in touch with his family in Orissa.
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Old June 10th, 2003, 12:43 AM
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Send him to New Delhi ... he will feel at home among all those kangreshee hijras ...
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Old June 10th, 2003, 12:54 AM
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I know its not supposed to be funny, but I find the whole thing simply hilarious.
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Old June 10th, 2003, 01:13 AM
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yes, his story just does not fit. i bet he tried to rape this woman and came off( pun intended) worst
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Old June 10th, 2003, 03:46 AM
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I find the whole thing simply hilarious.

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Old June 10th, 2003, 03:58 AM
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ye balu ko to aadat hai ki

udhar GM pe bhi repeat kar kar ke kitna karwaya

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hhehhehehhehehhe

This is hilarious.. isko to movie banana chahiye
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This is hilarious.. isko to movie banana chahiye
it would be a 5 minute movie...
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Old June 10th, 2003, 08:32 AM
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it would be a 5 minute movie...
Nahi yaar. This bit will come at the end.

Pehli to story develop hogi na. Gaane honge etc etc.

Title of the film: Aurat ka Insaaf.
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Old June 10th, 2003, 08:36 AM
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what is a "sophisticated" word for penis in hindi/urdu/sanskrit?
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Old June 10th, 2003, 08:38 AM
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Dunno...

Baburao is close enough though.

Dunno why, the moment I read this, I started humming "It wasn't me" song.
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The tecknical term is "Ling" though.
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what is a "sophisticated" word for penis in hindi/urdu/sanskrit?
Why not crude words? If you use sophisticated words, nobody will understand unless you put the crude word in small letters below. The way they do for difficult Urdu words - Dastak in big and "The knock" in small
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what is a "sophisticated" word for penis in hindi/urdu/sanskrit?
there are two:

1) Shishna
2) Linga (as in shiva linga)
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