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Old September 23rd, 2005, 07:07 PM
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Folks,

Lets have just one PJ per week in this thread. PM me your PJs and I will post them here.



PJ for Friday Sept. 23, 2005

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1) Smoking


2) Drinking


3) Charas


4) Ganja


5) Chicken


6) Mutton


7) Oily food


8) Masala


9) Sleep & obesity


10) Pollution


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Old September 23rd, 2005, 07:59 PM
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khatarnaak pj boss!!
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Old September 24th, 2005, 01:24 AM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

LOL.. LOL.. LOL.. LOL.. LOL.. LOL.. LOL..


Shit man.. how can people even come up with such jokes?? This one's crazy.. in this case.. PJ = Phaltu Joke!!
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Old September 24th, 2005, 01:42 AM
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LOL.. LOL.. LOL.. LOL.. LOL.. LOL.. LOL..


Shit man.. how can people even come up with such jokes?? This one's crazy.. in this case.. PJ = Phaltu Joke!!
How about this Phaltu Joke?

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Once in a kintergarden, a teacher asks all students to write an essay on the topic " A Poor Family".One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay . The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class and her essay goes on as.......

She writes:

Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi, husband aur wife dono gareeb they, do bachey they, woh bhi bahut gareeb they!!

Ghar ke saare naukar bhi gareeb they, ghar ka maali, driver, aur guard bhi bahut gareeb they, ghar ke 4 kuttey bhi gareeb they, 2 din sey chicken nahi khaaya tha, 3 mercedeez car thi, unki bahut time se servicing nahi hui thi,

Ghar ka A.C bhi theek nahi chalta tha ghar mein 1 saal sey paint nahi hua
tha family ko holiday ke liye foregin country gaye bhi 6 mahiney ho
gaye they,ghar ke 5 mein sey 2 TV to chaltey hee nahi they, all in
all, bahut he gareeb family thi!!
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LOL.. LOL.. LOL.. LOL.. LOL.. LOL.. LOL..


Shit man.. how can people even come up with such jokes?? This one's crazy.. in this case.. PJ = Phaltu Joke!!
Chal bidu.... Ab yeh PJ bhi sun le:

Three Chinese Fu, Bu & Chu came to India. They decided to change their names to something more Indian.

Fu changed to Futia.

Bu changed to Butia.

As for Chu.... He decided to go back to China....
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Old September 24th, 2005, 04:20 AM
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

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Chal bidu.... Ab yeh PJ bhi sun le:

Three Chinese Fu, Bu & Chu came to India. They decided to change their names to something more Indian.

Fu changed to Futia.

Bu changed to Butia.

As for Chu.... He decided to go back to China....
In San Francisco's ChinaTown an Indian tourist saw a laundry by the name "Sriharirajkumara Hardanhalli Murgan Laundry".
Surprised that a Chinese place has an Indian name he ventured in. The owner was a Chinese man. The tourist asked him about the name.

Chinese man replied -"When I immigrate.. Indian man Sriharirajkumara Hardanhalli Murguan stand in front of me. Immigration offisa ask him name and stamp visa. Offisa ask my name, I say 'Sam Ting'
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Offisa ask my name, I say 'Sam Ting'
Funny indeed...
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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

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Chal bidu.... Ab yeh PJ bhi sun le:

Three Chinese Fu, Bu & Chu came to India. They decided to change their names to something more Indian.

Fu changed to Futia.

Bu changed to Butia.

As for Chu.... He decided to go back to China....
This is your modified version. Real original version appeared in Times of India:
Fu, Bu and Chu immigrate to US from China. Bu changes name to Buck, Chu changes name to Chuck and Fu goes back to China.
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pathan fucking rukhsana

Pathan : Humko AIDS hoti

Rukhsana : ooooooooh...!!!! mar gai

Pathan : oye hum to mazak karti, hum to sirf tumhara gaand tight karna maagti thi..!
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85 years old man(Tantu Ji) buys viagra and asks the Chemist....

"Isko kiske saath lun?"

Chemist "Baba Gangal Jal ke saath, kyon ki aap itni khushi bardaasht nahin kar paoge!!!

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Re: Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

A guy applies for a job at a new South African Government Department.
The interviewer asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
"Yes!" the guy says, "...a landmine blew my testicles away!"
"O.K. you're hired!" the interviewer announces, "Working hours are from 8 till 5 o'clock. Make sure you're here by10 every morning!"
Puzzled the guy says "8 till 5, why do you want me to come in only at 10?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says, "the first two hours we just sit around scratching our balls.......no point in you coming in for that....!"

Dont beat if this is repeat.....<hides>.....
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A guy applies for a job at a new South African Government Department.
The interviewer asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
"Yes!" the guy says, "...a landmine blew my testicles away!"
"O.K. you're hired!" the interviewer announces, "Working hours are from 8 till 5 o'clock. Make sure you're here by10 every morning!"
Puzzled the guy says "8 till 5, why do you want me to come in only at 10?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says, "the first two hours we just sit around scratching our balls.......no point in you coming in for that....!"

Dont beat if this is repeat.....<hides>.....
Its a repeat.


<TerminatorJR drags ShivSainik out from the hiding and the rest is history. >




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Old March 10th, 2006, 11:43 AM
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A guy applies for a job at a new South African Government Department.
The interviewer asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
"Yes!" the guy says, "...a landmine blew my testicles away!"
"O.K. you're hired!" the interviewer announces, "Working hours are from 8 till 5 o'clock. Make sure you're here by10 every morning!"
Puzzled the guy says "8 till 5, why do you want me to come in only at 10?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says, "the first two hours we just sit around scratching our balls.......no point in you coming in for that....!"

Dont beat if this is repeat.....<hides>.....
Actually SS pai.. you should just hide from Termi pai.. because only he has the super sonic memory to remember almost all posts on eCharcha..! Everytime he diligently searches for previous posts.. Nobody else has the patience to do that!


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Its a repeat.
this is a repeat Termi pai.. Termi pai Alibaba
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man : give me 10 viagras. extra strong.
chemist : sir ??
man : 3 women are coming over tonight.

Next day:

man : give me iodex.
chemist : sir?
man : for my hand. the women didnt turn up.
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Talking Pakao

' Bhai Sahab, vaha kaise jate hai ?'
'Kaha?'
'Vahi Vahi ....'
'Kaha ?'
'Arre yaar vahi ....'
'Abe kaha ?'
'Tch, arrer yaar VAHA !'
'Oooo ! vaha, ab Samajha - Vaha ! '
'Haan ab samajhe na yaar tum'
'Acha , aisa karo, pehale 'udher jana', fir vahse se 'us' tarsf mud jana, fir 'udher' se usake peeche ho lena, fir 'vo' aayega....'
''vo' kya ?
'arre vohi vohi,
'acha ! VO '
'Haan Haan, ekdum theek , vohi aaega, 'Vohi' ke theek peeche hai 'Vaha'


If u got it, then continue the bakwass, if u dont, delete it.

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If u got it, then continue the bakwass, if u dont, delete it.

Aaj bahut fursat hai yaar

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